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Jake

The sexiest man you will ever see he also plays with this ginger neek whom is also a squeaker called quexey and is the boyfriend of the most handsome ritz
Jake your family tree is looking nice on my timeline!
by Ritzy Boi December 20, 2020
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Jake

by Definitions man January 26, 2020
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Jake

Jake is a dudette
by ykjakeisadudette August 20, 2019
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Jake

Most the time a fake cowboy that wouldn't know how to ride a horse if his life depended on it
Guy 1: check out that guy over there he's such a Jake
Guy 2: I heard he has a hard time telling the difference from donkey and mule
by Cuntisswapis January 30, 2018
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Jake

(adj) to simultaneously be incredibly kind hearted, witty, and pure. If a person jakes, the people around them will be immediately drawn in and attracted. This is partially because the act of jaking itself makes someone into an immediately gorgeous person with an incredible personality. Jaking is very rare to see, so if you ever happen to witness it, you would be wise to document the experience, as you may only be able to see it once in you ur lifetime.
I swear that, if I'm mucky enough, I'll get to marry that guy who jaked in the quad last week.
by Jack Jackerson Jockery Joe October 3, 2018
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Jake

Jake is a very funny guy . He will get all the ladies with his looks. He will also try eating your mothers Vagina . He likes to shit on the floor and he also drinks his own PISS and he will do anything for his girlfriend. He likes going out and killing birds with a BB gun . Jake eats meth for breakfast,dinner and tea
"Did you hear Jake ate his GF's moms Vagina the other day"
by Ginger jade wishwhwowhwn November 23, 2019
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Jake

Has extremely large penis. Way larger than people named Noah’s penises.
I hate Noah’s. I want a Jake!
by Jake>Noah October 12, 2019
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