Fake Love

When someone shows love to your face. But on the inside they don’t feel the love they show. It’s fucked up. If you tell someone you love them you better fuckin show it. And feel it

Don’t show fake love nigga.

by Kdubdakillaluvssoph February 13, 2018

Fake Depression

Fake Depression is usually common amongst quirky edgy teenagers, primarily girls, who post sad VHS edits of Bart Simpson, or anything related, on their Instagram/Snapchat stories with the caption "pls no one talk to me" or "pls someone just end me" or even "wow this is so me" for attention. While also hurting people who are actually Depressed by making them feel even more bad about themselves and having a harder time to cope with their mental disorder. Fake Depressed teens usually act like this because their parents didn't buy them that new Iphone or they immediately broke up with their new boyfriend/girlfriend after being together for a day, and they think their life is hard.

Jake: Everytime I'm with Emma she looks like she's sad, why does she always act like this? :(

Olivia: Naaah OMEGALUL, that dumbass bitch aint sad, she just has fake depression for attention and clout.
Jake: Aaahh I see, well then fuck that dumbass.

by RippityRS October 2, 2019

fake porning

Excessively screaming or moaning during sex to live up to the standards of men(or, less likely, women). Usually performed during the first time of having sex with a partner. First coined in the television show Hot in Cleveland(Season 4, Episode 8).

Melanie: I fake porned him!
Joy: Why?! Fake porning sets the sex bar too high!
Melanie: Men like enthusiasm, so I went a little overboard. I mean I was like someone reviewing their own business on Yelp.

by Nukafoo March 24, 2014

fake betch

a bitch but a fun way to say it

you are a fake betch.

by fake betch January 22, 2019

fake survey

What happens when you call someone to ask them out, but you get cold feet when they pick up the phone (or worse, when someone else picks up). Just pretend you are doing a survey to get out of the call. DO NOT ATTEMPT AN ACCENT.

Jerry: Another woman already? What did you say to her?
Liz: I did a fake survey!
Jerry: You did the fake survey!?
Liz: I know! I'm not over him!

by montypark February 28, 2009

Fake Faded

Having little to no alcohol consumption, yet partaking in the same actions a drunk would. One may fake being faded to get attention, hook up with drunk girls, to fit in, etc.

John got fake faded last night to hook up with Jenny, and she was trashed.

Susan had 1 shot and was acting blacked out. How fake faded!!

by Jódin October 22, 2013

Fake Hug

The act of huggin' without touching or any pressure at all. Arms go around the person, but don't touch.

I finally saw Jan after 3 yrs, and all I got was a Fake Hug.

by SEWWAT67 July 1, 2008