Who gives a flying fig

A euphemism for who gives a flying fuck.

Bob: Hey, I just beat Super mario kaizo 64!
Luddite: Who gives a flying fig about your game?!

by Youtube Pooper May 7, 2017

muimi/fig/andy

the best person in the word!!!!! They need everything and they are so kind asf!! They need a slap on the ass cheeks and a big ol kiss!!

Muimi/Fig/Andy deserves the whole world!!

by BosCircus December 12, 2021

sig-figs

(noun): short for chemistry term significant figures, sig-figs is when a guy rounds up his height to make it sound better

“i’m 5’10 which is basically 6’0 cuz sig-figs,”

by lexiconartist0 February 28, 2025

fig twister

An imaginary thing

Gosh unicorns are such a fig twister

by MarJoe28 May 5, 2019

Average Fig

A person that tries to be a special snow flake because they think thats cool

Thomas Is such an Average Fig

by Droid your looking for March 17, 2016

Figging

The process of sticking a fig up your ass

What surprised that it was real!
(I only figging when my dad is around) sorry

by Liam diball (real name search) April 14, 2024

Dirty Figs

When a person performs a sexual act of excretion on their partner, but opens and closes their sphincter repeatedly to cut the faeces into tiny pellets creating a droplet sensation on the other person’s body or face.

“She really made my night when she dropped the dirty figs on me. Have you tried that shit? It tickles!”

by WettFannie November 16, 2020