Use as Directed

Heard at the end of every OTC drug radio ad.

The phrase “Use as Directed” is ambiguous and does not constitute adequate dosing instructions for patients or practitioners

by SPrice1980 December 11, 2022

Heart of Dirt

A person, who changed overtime due to his past experience, that forged him to be a man. A man who lost his charm of reciprocating things.

He: Did you see him at the afterparty yesterday?

She: Yeah I tried talking to him, but he got a heart of Dirt it seems.
He: Bet he does

by ItsIntel December 27, 2022

Doing em dirty

The act of digging up a dead body and having sex with it using mud and dirt as lube

"Got real desparate last night and had to settle with doing em dirty"

by Mikey Hatman January 24, 2023

STANdard parental-directive

"Stop That Awful Noise!" A "nuclear-level" version of da "first-and-foremost" or "usual" or "most frequently voiced" order --- "Be quiet" --- dat parents give their small children on innumerable occasions.

Lucy van Pelt super-loudly passed along da STANdard parental-directive from her mom --- a gentle request dat she and her visiting friends play their raucously-loud "cowboys and Indians" game more quietly --- to her toddler-brother Linus when he'd merely been shaking his baby-rattle; da joke, of course, was dat (A) da merely-faint sounds dat Linus was making were hardly even audible (especially compared to all of da shrill-'n'-noisy "shoot-'em-up bang" whooping and hollering dat Lucy and her friends had previously been carrying on with), and (B) she herself had absolutely b-e-l-l-o-w-e-d (indicated by a sawtooth-edged word-balloon instead of just a regular smooth words-enclosing line) said command ("Didn't you hear Mother?! STOP THAT AWFUL NOISE!!"), and so she herself was making an infinitely-louder racket than Linus had ever produced.

by QuacksO March 22, 2023

Drop a dirty bomb on the gherkin

Serial position in which a penis-haver lies recumbent and holds his erect membrum virilis pointing upwards. The partner, having eaten a vindaloo the precious night, squats about the erect "gherkin" and drops the drty bomb.

Oh my goodness, a roffer is about to drop a dirty bomb on the gherkin!!

by ORANGEHAMSTER ALAN ORLA May 17, 2023

In the dirt

Train driver talk for a derailed train

Driver one: Did you see what the boy driver did yesterday

Driver two: yes, he put one in the dirt, he’s a useless 2 minute driver. I hope he’s off the road for a long time. He’s not even good enough to to be a driver trainer, let alone a driver!
Driver one: Amen, these off the streeter’s definitely weren’t hired on merit

by Buff man Mossy May 18, 2023

big hairy dirty greasy balls

The most rarest balls on a person (usually male) you can find.

My uncle Fred found big hairy dirty greasy balls on an 18-year-old when he went to Ohio.

by thecharacterwannie June 18, 2023