hot as balls

A phrase often used in Newfoundland to describe beautiful woman.

That bitch is hot as balls.

by hitch12 September 8, 2006

hot and heavy

When an aircraft is above a certain weight and going faster then usual it is said to be "hot and heavy"

"This is Empress 269 turning short final. coming in hot and heavy"

by Q400 October 3, 2009

Hot Joe

The act of letting a Helen Chamberlain circumsize you with a razor blade in return for her doing ANYTHING.

Helen Chamberlain: "I'll let you do anything if you let me circumsize you with this razor blade"
Joe: "You mean a hot joe?"
Helen Champerlain: *licks lips*
Joe: *slowly unzips fly*

by Jemermy Keegan December 15, 2009

hot mo

The act of dumping Budweiser into a woman's vagina after thouroughly arousing her and then proceeding to suck the budweiser out of her and gulp it down.

I was pretty wasted last night. I ended up giving my girlfriend a hot mo and she loved it.

by steve stoddard November 23, 2002

Hot Tamale

When a male puts a condom on his dick, sprays mace on it, then proceeds to have intercourse with a woman.

"i gave her a hot tamale, thats why i'm in prison"

by Altars6 December 1, 2009

Hot Brains

When a guy cums in a girl's ear.

When Ella and Joe and I had a three some, Joe cumed in Ella and I's ear at the same time, and gave us hot brains!!

by AMBSZ July 31, 2006

hot blanket

The act of placing a blanket in a dryer, therefore making it warm. Then, your partner takes a dump into a sock. You are placed on an ironing board, and secured using the now hot blanket. Your partner then beats you with the shitty sock and jerks you off.

Dude, that fat girl Theresa gave me a *hot blanket* last night.

by Anonymous2882 December 9, 2008