Russian Fish Slap

When one wets their non-errect penis and wiggles and smacks it in their partners face.
Resembling a fish out of water.

Steve: Yo, last night I was doin some real freaky shit wth my bitch.
Ron: what you do?
Steve: I did the Russian Fish Slap.
Ron: Thats pretty intense man.

by jbird1 July 30, 2011

Sandusky Skin Slap

When you come out on the wrong end of a deal or situation. A situation that is definitely not in your favor. Kind of like having an old man molest you in the shower.

Man I just got a letter from the IRS. Dude! they totally hit me with the Sandusky Skin Slap!! cornholed

by Wavyone January 24, 2012

slap ass month

The whole month of October you have a free pass of slapping any girls ass!
Good luck ;

Watch out it's slap ass month!

by heheboiii October 3, 2019

slap the tip on the camera

basically its were a guy shows only the tip of his dick on camera.

„Yeah so on facetime with that girl last night, she asked if i could slap the tip on the camera. So i slapped my tip on the camera!!!“

by ballsackpussyporn May 7, 2022

Roundhouse Cock-Slap

Retaliating to an insult by rising from your chair, leaping into the air, spreading your arms wide and rotating in a helicopter like fashion in order to create enough centrifugal force to stun your opponent with your rapidly revolving cock.

My boss gave me a poor performance evaluation so I leapt from my chair and roundhouse cock-slapped the son of a bitch with such force that the resounding thunder clap of my cock striking his cheek left a Phallic shaped bruise that lasted for a week.

by Germanicus Cockslapickus October 1, 2016

Slap cock to the rice

A convivial gesture made in the final moments of a meal as a statement that the fellowship on that day be forever remembered, and as a fervent expression of gratitude for the company present. A male, usually the host, will lay his penis on the unfinished portion of rice in the plate of the nearest female.

Tony got so drunk and emotional at our annual Sunday school luncheon that he felt it necessary to slap cock to the rice.

by Joe from Brooklyn March 9, 2008

slap your plastics

To pay by credit card, often for a larger than expected bill

After your date orders the filet AND the lobster tail, you will have to slap your plastics on the bill.

by scottybeck February 6, 2007