The Sloppy Potato

A much-disputed sex act. The only agreed-upon definitions include the use of a potato peeler and the stipulation that at least one of the participants hasn't showered for at least 2 days.

Brad is such a dirtbag; he tried to get me to do the Sloppy Potato last night.

by Beary White January 21, 2020

cotch potato

Combination of cotching and being a couch potato. So ultimate slob mode. A little like the notorious 'Netflix and chill'.

Duuuuuude. I am such a cotch potato.

cotched, cotch, couch potato, chilled

by datstudentlife April 18, 2016

Potato

your soul-too much potatoes can kill you. It is truly some dangerous shit, and its pitiful brown color might actually end the fucking world.

oh, sally was killed by a potato yesterday
yes, she fucking deserved it that hoe

by Suomynona Nella December 17, 2019

Potato Hour

The time in which a person masturbates.

What type of porn do you watch during potato hour?

by TrankMeme82x (Chase) June 7, 2018

National Potato Day

26th October Is National Potato Day

We celebrated National Potato Day by buying PotatoMerch.

by PotatoMerchMan August 6, 2022

Mashin My Potatoes

To be butt fucked by a person, place, or thing.

Hey devon these COD lobbies are really Mashin my potatoes.

by Richard Beater October 20, 2025

Stinky Potato

The act of shitting into a used condom and leaving it on display in someone's home.

Remember that Tyler kid that fucked with me in middle school? He threw an open house on Saturday, so I banged his gf and left a stinky potato behind his mom's lamp.

by Brozac August 24, 2017