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Oh? Am I not real people to you? This has always been the dynamic. Noah isn't better than me. I'm not learning anything. You're a piece of shit and your cried like a bitch because you know I'm right. This isn't an argument. It's an execution. And I'd rather die than try and lose to a fucking retard.
Hym "Hey.... Heyheyhey... You don't gotta tell me about real people! I know AAAAALL ABOUT real people. You see, real people say things like 'Fuck your kids. And still my only regret is that I can't kill ALL of them. But that's fine. Whatever percentage of boys will age out of relevance and kill themselves anyway and whatever percentage of girls will do the same. Or they'll kill eachother. And it's so fucking crazy to me that peoples minds just spontaneous malfunction like that it's just so fucking weird that that happens and there's just nothing else going on there AT ALL. It's just their own brains! Nothing outside of their own brains is causing that to happen it's like they live in some kind of solipsistic holodeck and I'm watching from the outside...' Oh. Hey. No. Check your clock."
by Hym Iam June 9, 2025
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Real one

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real ones only

The phrase 'real ones only' is most commonly used in a Snapchat 'smo' and is another way of saying only loyal tings
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gin if real

any average, unkempt and bland looking male with brown hair and facial hair and absolutely expressionless thousand kilometer stare
scott howl.. yep gin if real
big boss mgs... yep gin if real (No! that is not solid snake)
professur birch... yep gin if real
herobrine? yep gin if real
barbie? yes gin if real
eggman? eggman nega? no! that is gin if real
harry dubois? yes that is gin if real
blacksmith guy from genshit impact , yes that is gin if real if gacha

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real church

Any church that is homophobic, misogynist, and non-liturgical. Used almost exclusively to contrast conservative Christians from Progressive Christians.
"Your "priest" is a woman? That isn't a real church. "

"Stop being gay/trans and go to a real church, pronouns."

"I go to a real church. We follow The Bible™️."
by SapphicSelene April 5, 2024
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real rider

Someone that rides with you through everything and still has your back no matter what….
She cared for him so much that no matter what he did outta her site, she still was there for him like A REAL RIDER,suppose to for someone she truly cares about.
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The real international soapy titty pic day

Right up there with Christmas and kick a ginger day, this is a holiday that is honored world wide. The traditional celebration is sending a soapy titty pic to the ones you care about and spreading joy. This holiday takes place on April 11th.
Babe I can’t believe you forgot it’s the real international soapy titty pic day
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