Spider Fucked

So A Spider Has 8 Legs, So If You Are Getting Spider Fucked,
Check A Few Things,
1.) Are There 2 Dicks In Your Vagina?
2.) Are There 2 Dicks In Your Ass?
3.) Are there 2 Dicks In Your Mouth? ..... Add
4.) Are there 2 Dicks In Your Hands?
If You Answered Yes To All Of These Questions, Then You Have Been Spider Fucked!!

Ryan: "I Skulled Fucked Your Mom Last Night!"
Matt: " Yeah Well I Spider Fucked Your Mom Last Night!"

by Heather Marie 916 December 9, 2008

Fuck it method

The fuck it method is to do something u never thought u would or could ever do!

You want to do something like a backflip off a 60ft cliff into water. You get paranoid that its gonna hurt like hell! Your afraid that you will really hurt yourself. So u say FUCK IT! You run jump and do the best you can. you may fail once but u keep doing it and your a pro! Thats the fuck it method!

by Dainnerflame1 October 13, 2012

No fucks to give

When you really just don't give a fuck or you just don't care anymore.

well if you think i care, you are wrong there are no fucks to give.

by No fucks January 28, 2016

Ah fuck

Because I’m bored

Ah fuck I can’t believe you’ve done this

by Izukumidorya November 11, 2019

yankee fuck

He's a shit weasel, and although he makes you insane with his humor at times, he is the most charming guy you will ever meet. He can piss you off then within seconds make you laugh. He is intoxicating!

He's such a Yankee fuck, and I adore him even more so because of it."

by Jasha November 5, 2013

Fuck's up?

1.) A more refined way of saying "What the fuck is up?"

2.) A common Michigander greeting.

Fred: Hey Bitch. Fuck's up?
Sally: Not too much.

by BSliggs June 29, 2011

Fuck Bumper

Spare Tire, Beer Gut or Muffin Top grown specifically to save your partner from trauma during intercourse. Can be ambi-sextrous.

Dude 1: "Bro? That's quite the belly you're getting on you."

Dude 2: "Aww this? That's my fuck bumper. The wife was complaining of pain in her spleen. I figured I better add some cushion to my pushin'"

-Alt.
Girl 1: Hey girl? Are those new Jeggings?
Girl 2: I've had these jeans for 5 years! But I have to tell you.. My spleen's been hurtin' so much that I had to grow out my Fuck Bumper a bit. My new guy has a real Thigh Slapper on him.

by Stirp January 26, 2015