Sock

It's a sock. A thing that is probably on your foot now.

It can be whatever color you like.

You can buy it in shops.
You can wash it.
You can wash it in a washing machine.

I don't even know what to say!
Your dumbass actually doesn't know what a fucking sock is????

Just google it or whatever...

You actually didn't know what a sock was or you just wanted to look how people would describe it

Tell me the truth

Person 1: what are you wearing on your foots?
Person 2: socks

by yummy_bacon340 December 26, 2021

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Get the Sockmug.

The Moist Sock

where you put you feet in the toilet whilst wearing socks, then you take the sock of and smack a woman's bathing suit area, the water will turn her on and give her "the time of her life" whilst giving her a pain unimaginable

my man is so good in the bedroom, he hits me with the moist sock, i'm a little sore now though

by daddys_toes June 4, 2018

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Shit sock

Putting a mushy turd inside a loose knit sock and beating someone with it. Long live JC.

That guy deserves a shit sock.

by PossumDundee July 11, 2023

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no socks

A word for the up their ass popular group of teenagers at a high school. Short for ‘not so cool’

Did you see the no socks last weekend, who’s gonna tell them all their boyfriends look like rats who haven’t showered in weeks

by indiaaa2004 September 26, 2021

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Socks

A term used by step-dads and step-mums to describe their newly acquired children: Some Other Cunt’s Kids (Socks). Developed by Jimmy Carr in 2024

I see you got married again Keith. I did Ian. Things are going great generally but there are 3 socks involved. No sign of the cunt that caused them though!

by Barrattino April 17, 2024

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