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Michael Dos Santos

Typically portuguese, likes to wear tight shirts. Drives long distances to get to work and has his hot and cold moments. Is generally a family orientated man who enjoys time with people close to him. Unfortunely wears women sandles and drives a female car, but makes up for it with a stunning beard which is dyed 4 times a year.
Man 1: "Man that guy is really driving too fast."
Man 2: "He must be a Michael Dos Santos"
by John Wicks Dad August 24, 2023
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when the santas go marching in

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Adiós George Santos

Adiós George Santos — The 21st century version of “Bye Felicia”. On Friday December 1st 2023 George Santos made history by being expelled from congress without actually being convicted of any crimes — yet.

During his time in Congress, the pudgy purveyor of prevarication proposed four bills — all of which died in committee.

The Avatar of Assignation who had a love affair with lies did his best imitation of Donald J. Trump only to discover that he was a much better drag Queen than he was a Trump “mini-me”.

For his efforts he became a dolphin caught in a tuna net. We were trying to catch MAGA insurrectionist and all we got was Kitara Ravache. And if you don’t know, you better ask somebody!

George Santos, you have earned a place in history! Godspeed you forked tongue adder.
The vote was 311 yeas and 114 nays. The yeas prevailed and George Santos was expelled — Adiós George Santos.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 1, 2023
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Maximus Lehnhardt Santiago

What you doin if cousin bubba gives you sloppy then Tyrone comes and fucks u up -famous words by Maximus lehnhardt santiago
by TRIPLEDAX December 6, 2023
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Tobito Tobi Santos

A Turkish Vaan Cat ... he's crazy and we love him for that. He's the definition of an orange cat. CRAZY, CUTE, LOVELY, and lastly one of the BEST cats ever
Tobito Tobi Santos:

he's crazy and we love him for that. He's the definition of an orange cat. CRAZY, CUTE, LOVELY, and lastly one of the BEST cats ever
by idkilovecatsss December 27, 2023
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Meeko Mekita Santos

Meeko Mekita Santos:

One of the best cats ever, we love her and worship her.
"Meeko Mekita Santos is so cute. "
by idkilovecatsss December 27, 2023
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pull a santy

to steal someone's girl or boy
"Hey bro, do you want to pull a santy right now?"
"Dude it's okay, just pull a santy and you'll get her!"
by Moonzy November 25, 2024
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