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LaW

LaW is an abbrevation that means Loses All Wars, which was popularized in the online survival gaming community.
The general belief is that any group who takes on this combination of letters will be doomed to lose all wars and commit such trash kid mistakes as deleting their own base accidently.
LaW means loses all wars.
LaW members will definitely lose all wars.
You suck so bad you're definitely gonna LaW
by Thunderpain January 24, 2020
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Louis Law

The law defines that the answer to every question is 7. All working must be shown correctly but will always equals 7. This should always follow with:
by Pengreen January 28, 2020
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tart law

What da Knave of Hearts allegedly broke by filching said plate of tasty pastries.
Tart law prosecution seems kinda pointless; I mean, wouldn't said baked goods have gone pretty stale --- and thus unpalatable --- by da time da Knave was hauled into court over da theft of dem??
by QuacksO April 2, 2020
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Bifloof's law

Originating from an urban dictionary word titled Bidoof’s Law, Bifloof's law states in summary that there will never be anything more joyous than reading a bad or offensive opinion online, checking the user’s profile, and finding out they are “openly and shamelessly addicted to furry porn”.
bifloof's law strikes again
by MisterPeanut April 14, 2020
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Tumblr's Law

A scientific term. Tumblr's Law states that when a Tumblr user directly mentions or implies that a joke is funny, the joke is no longer funny. This can be commonly done through saying that a meme is hilarious, but can also be completed through such an action as laughing.

When a Tumblr User (commonly self-identified by a person with an active Tumblr account) laughs at something that could be considered humorous, every living being within a 5 mile radius instantly stops feeling joy for a short time. After this event, the joke is no longer funny, and it can no longer be referenced.

The only potential Tumblr Users then have for humor is in creating jokes, but hopefully it is not attempted on Tumblr.
(doge meme)
Tumblr User: this is so funny I have been laughing for 30 minutes and crying and shitting my pants.
Intelligent person: You just enabled Tumblr's Law on Doge, wtf??
by reallifeworddefinitions February 23, 2020
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The law of Theo

The chance of something you want to happen might happen can be calculated

% = __________1________ X 100

2 + people you've told
Dude weren't you going to buy that house you told us about?
Well it didn't go in our favor after telling the whole neighourhod about our Ideas, The law of Theo you know....
by gowk_ February 25, 2020
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Thoiser’s Law

Thicc thighs does not always guarantee thicc booty. Some bootys are flat but have thighs so thicc that you think their booty is big.

Thicc booty does not derive from thicc thighs. That is because booty thiccness are vertical with thin thighs.
I used Thoiser’s Law to calculate if she had a big booty or not
“The thick thigh theory”
by Roadman Rajesh March 3, 2020
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