i'm at a pool

i love you, let's get married

person 1: yesterday he said 'i'm at a pool'
person 2: thats wild bro, congrats!!

by rickkkk astleyyyy October 30, 2020

I'm calling the police

Saying this in the hood is a reliable way to get yourself killed.

Gangsta: yo tryna cop this fat sack?
Snitch: I'm calling the police!
Gangsta: scuse me mothafucka?
Snitch: yeah you hea-
*Gunshots*

by СукаБлять December 9, 2023

I'm teasing

Sebastian's favorite phrase. Only he can use it

Sebastian: Your outfit is silly
Girl: What?!
Sebastian: I'm teasing

by UrbanDictionaryUser132333 November 18, 2023

i'm-

It's used when you don't know what to say or when you're speechless/indignant.

person 1: he said he hates you
person 2: i'm-

by kindlycrazy March 1, 2019

i'm btuit dfrenet

the correct way of saying "i'm built different"

i'm btuit dfrenet

by Lxstly November 24, 2020

I'm Not Jamhal

Obviously. That should be obvious by now.

Hym "I'm not Jamhal either."

by Hym Iam August 4, 2024

If I'm the bitch

if you referring to me as the bitch you will be sleeping with in front of someone you mistaken.

If I'm the bitch you mistaken!!! if we ever touched again I'd be shocked

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 25, 2019