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dirty crabcake 

when ur licking a person asshole out and they have crabs
i was tossing ur salad and i got a mouthful of dirty crabcake
dirty crabcake by dirty crabs July 25, 2011

dirty humping

Any non-penetrative sex act involving all three of the following components: hygienic, moral, and ritual uncleanness. In conclusion, dirty humping.
Mario: "Hey, I heard you dryhumped a defrocked priest last night without bathing after promising me you wouldn't."

Josephine: "Yeah, I guess I was immoral, unhygienic, and ritually impure. I sure do love dirty humping."
dirty humping by waterlily October 3, 2011

Dirty Joker 

The act of inserting the two index fingers into the anus while simultaneously inserting the two middle and two ring fingers into the vagina of a girl on her period. The fingers of the same kind on each hand must be held together during insertion. Next, take the bloodied middle and ring fingers along with the two shit smeared index fingers and paint the face of the girl in one stroke with each hand beginning from the middle of the face finishing at the corners of the mouth with all fingers meeting. Use the blood as lipstick to paint around the lips and the shit as eye shadow. Finally, fish out the joker in a deck of cards and lick-n-stick-it to the forehead of your date with the joker image facing up.
I was fucking Dana doggie style the other day and noticed she was on the rag so I gave her a Dirty Joker after I blew my wad. She looked like a sad clown.
Dirty Joker by DonLogan123 December 6, 2011

Dirty Electro 

Hopefully you already know what "regular" electro sounds like, cause im not really sure how to explain electro. It's a type if electronic dance music. "Dirty" electro is electro with a more "evil" or "bass" tone to it.
We were giggin out to some dirty electro last night at the rave.

Dirty Philadelphia 

A dirty Philadelphia is when you wipe the dick cheese off under you womens nose.
My friend said he gave his girl a dirty sanchez, I had to one up him and gave his a girl a dirty Philadelphia.

Dirty Cunningham 

A midget that masturbates with a coke bottle
Does your little brother masturbate with his hands?
No, he pulls of a Dirty Cunningham