by odlid December 31, 2007

A detestable megalomaniac whose character flaws and negative impact are blatantly obvious and unavoidable.
Fred is a fucking dick-and-a-half! He ruined the forum for everyone by trying to be a control freak and playing God!
by Rock Cowles March 21, 2007

When you are sitting at a red light and you are held at gun point and were told to get out, then your car gets stollen you say "Frick A Dick!"
by Connie and Karen March 30, 2011

An individual who received good dick, and pursues to tell all of her friends about it, in which her friends flock to thus said dick, because she sold it to them like a realtor.
That girl i picked up last week at the bar liked the sex so much, she turned into my dick realtor, now all of her friends keep calling me.
by The pickle jar July 6, 2010

A person who goes out of his way to weasel his way into one position while being a dick to the person already holding that position
by Goddess Mama October 3, 2015

by wheatley boy January 11, 2009

The process in which you submerge your genitalia in a jar of honey, then stick it in a wasps nest, then once your penis has become swollen you inject some black tar heroin where your genitalia used to be, afterwords you then use what's left of your pebis to fight off a rabid badger.
by MCmotherfuckinLOVIN March 2, 2015
