1. When two cars collide with each other
2. When your engine goes on fire while driving
3. When you fuck up and burn down your entire car
4. When the neighbors kid lights your car on fire with a match and gasoline
2. When your engine goes on fire while driving
3. When you fuck up and burn down your entire car
4. When the neighbors kid lights your car on fire with a match and gasoline
P1: my car went on fire
P2: a car fire? How?
P1: the kid next door.
P2: hope he gets what he deserves!
P1: yeah he did he died yesterday after drinking gasoline
P2: a car fire? How?
P1: the kid next door.
P2: hope he gets what he deserves!
P1: yeah he did he died yesterday after drinking gasoline
by epicepicface January 24, 2024
Get the Car Firemug. The Aluminum covered Metal with circles that go's vroom vroom and I'm proud to say I was in 11 car crashes (which means stupid idiot ran into another stupid idiot with cars) and my insurance (Which means Idiots who have a worse life than a Fortnite player) wants to kill
by Scarfir May 5, 2019
Get the Carmug. This is when you get a group of people and just go destroy a bar you don’t like. Maybe the bartender was rude. It doesn’t matter. You can walk on your check or upper deck the ladies room. The important part is to be as annoying as possible to piss off the place that wronged you and you do it as a team.
Yo graham! Let’s car wash Ivan’s bar tomorrow. His shit is becoming tiresome. I’ll tell you what. I’ll upper deck the women’s room and you ask for the check and we both walk out after he prints it. That bitch.
by Larry and Rex and Benny October 1, 2018
Get the car washmug. Camping only in places that are accessible by car; often in a cabin (with a shower and a real bathroom). A person who camps without roughing it; requires more than the bare necessities; sleeps in a car rather than a tent. Someone who is prissy about camping.
by Partner858 July 19, 2010
Get the Car campermug. An extremely annoying catchphrase said at random times. Even when a conversation is about cars, the catchphrase is still not funny. Used rarely in the United States of America
Friend 1: So why do you like One Direction so much?
Sivan (Friend 2): I'm not obsessed, I just like some of their music.
Annoying Friend: Wait, are we talking about cars?
Sivan (Friend 2): Goshdammit, NO!
Annoying Friend: (Laughs and runs away)
Sivan (Friend 2): I'm not obsessed, I just like some of their music.
Annoying Friend: Wait, are we talking about cars?
Sivan (Friend 2): Goshdammit, NO!
Annoying Friend: (Laughs and runs away)
by Dr. Morris Drubenstein-Jackson October 2, 2013
Get the Wait, are we talking about cars?mug. Just some silly fuzzy goofballs whose idea of hunting involves stealthily pouncing on unsuspecting shoelaces and engaging in legendary battles with imaginary foes lurking in the shadows of empty rooms.
by sweetpotet February 27, 2024
Get the carmug. 