69 ways to say penis

1. penis
2. dick
3. cock
4. johnson
5. phallus
6. pp
7. cummer
8. erector
9. 8==D
10. pisser
11. natural dildo
12. reproducer
13. ejaculator
14. meat
15. beef jerky
16. cylinder
17. master
18. fucker
19. penith
20. peen
21. pent
22. pentanyl
23. pencil
24. pen
25. pentagon
26. peepee
27. peep
28. peeper
29. pepper
30. dr pepper
31. hand abused child
32. golf club
33. hockey stick
34. stick
35. third leg
36. dickballs
37. lightsaber
38. peer
39. fella
40. lil fella
41. thing
42. member
43. dong
44. ding dong
45. dingaling
46. ding dong ditch
47. dingle
48. meat cigar
49. bottle
50. water bottle
51. jizzer
52. jizzler
53. firework
54. assfucker
55. pussyfucker
56. vaginafucker
57. pregnator
58. babymaker
59. breadwinner
60. bread
61. banana
62. eggplant
63. carrot
64. zucchini
65. cucumber
66. jalapeño
67. jalapeñis
68. tube
69. tunnel

wow, i never knew there were so many ways to say penis! 69 ways to say penis?

by starry da great February 12, 2025

The best way to defeat an enemy is to ensure they never become one.

There are two meanings- one suggests positive, peaceful and proactive approach to potential conflicts-
The other is to eliminate any potential future problems before they have a chance to become one.

The best advice I can give is- live your life as strife-free as possible by avoiding any conflict. The best way to defeat an enemy is to ensure they never become one.

by MÄTThëBRÄTT April 13, 2025

The Third Way

Third paradigm in man's relationship with God in which God is man.

The third way is of Iranian origin.

The third way is a third paradigm of theism in which God is man.

It replaces the first two paradigms 'man cannot be God' which comes from monotheism and 'man shall be as Gods' (paganism).

by fightfacilities November 15, 2020

The Ole Pube Way

This Long-standing Ole miss tradition, from the early 1800s, was used for one to individually pluck the pubic hairs of any ginger that attends an Ole Miss fraternity. Once each fiber has been removed, it will then be portrayed on the lower half of the face/upper chest (whichever is more comfortable for you).

As the only ginger pledge, Charlie must perform The Ole Pube Way

by Charlie'sangelpube March 8, 2022

there's no way

When someone is so physically attractive that you feel there is no possible way they would ever consider you romantically

"I took one look at that girl and I was just like, yeah there's no way"

by avery badly August 7, 2022

pissing all the way to the bank

When you think you will be cashing in after completing a task

"We just need to take out that one good player and we're pissing all the way to the bank!"

by BingQilin August 24, 2022

Castro Way

A way of seasoning food. To season something the Castro Way requires you to either cum on or into the food. This adds a peculiar taste that’s very unique. Doing it the Castro way should be kept a secret from whoever’s food you are “seasoning”.

Person 1: yo dude let’s season Kyle’s food the Castro Way
Persons 2: bet imma Castro all over his food

by Suburban Dicktionary Fairy March 29, 2024