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Turkish Ringtone

A cell phone ringtone that is so unconscionably obnoxious, that, without hesitation, you must fill any available orifice (typically the anus) of the offender with your penis (offended male) or handheld/strap on phallus (offended female). This act is not homoerotic if the offender and offended are of the same sex, it is merely a tactic to display supremacy over the offender, and to cease the offensive ringtone in such a manner as to keep it from repeating after the offender has been defiled.
Dude, ditch that Turkish Ringtone before you find yourself smuggling sausage in Browntown!
by Sofaking Wiitodded November 18, 2010
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Lord of The Rings

Possibly the worst,most boring trilogy on the entire planet. The story is set in a fantasy world with midgets and other mythical creatures.
Geek:Hey,you saw Lord of the Rings?
Dude:WTF is that shit?
by Oh Hai I Buffed Your Floor September 26, 2010
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ringy dingy

Money, jewelry, golden dublooms, or cash.

Ringy dingy derived from the board game Scattergories(TM) during a dispute of whether or not ringy dingy is a word associated with money.
I be spending my ringy dingy at the KFC.
by Charleston Chew January 5, 2007
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Ringwald

A girl who is super lame, a girl who wants to fit in with people but doesnt she usually wears hand me downs or generic brands and spends most her time wishing she was popular ,rich and pretty but is really none of the above. In general a geek who doesnt really realize she's a geek and actually quite obnoxiously weird
Mary: Why does that girl keep staring at us from down the hall

Mellany: Umm hello! she's a Ringwald! she just wishes she was us she's pathetic!poor girl!
by mjanett March 19, 2010
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Toilet-Bowl-Ringer

When one is using the public washroom and in the process of excreting, lets out a loud, resounding, fart. Followed by a loud echo in the room, it results in extreme embarrassment for whomever is present.
(Two friends using bathroom mirrors)

Friend 1: "Hey, can I borrow your lip chap?"
Friend 2: "No problem, here you go."
*Interrupted by a loud, bodily noise*
Friend 2: "Holy crap, I can't believe that just happened!"
Friend 1: "You're telling me. That was a huge Toilet-Bowl-Ringer if I've ever heard one!"
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ringo star

dean your ringo
by fould up the twan October 23, 2003
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Ringo Starr

Ringo Star (Member of the beatles, ew) is an old man who sings songs about submarines. He is a Loser and has fans such as people called Gurleen
Gurleen: Ringo Starr is so hot
Sufiya: Omg Ew
by idk why i am here August 23, 2019
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