face splinters

Man stubble as defined by a 5 year old.

Daddy, your beard looks like lot of little splinters in your face. Face splinters.

by Semada July 16, 2017

Your face

A versatile tool originally invented for use as a comeback.

moody so and so: What's that on your face??? It's soooooo gross!
TheGuy5: Your face!
Moody so and so: Urgh! that doesn't even make sense!
TheGuy5:Neither does your face!
Moody so and so: URGHHHHH! (walks away giving up...)
TheGuy5:Don't forget to clean your face! *ha ha ha*

by TheGuy5 December 29, 2014

Long Face

A guy who has a massive shlong and takes mirror pics with it. He likes to take bad selfies and often asks for toe pics.

Omg this guy who added me on snapchat is a total long face!

by AinsJC February 9, 2021

pause face

the terrible, unscripted or apparently stoned face even the most studied of actors can be caught making when a movie or television show scene is paused at an inopportune moment.

Dude, check out this hilarious pause face I just caught Jane Lynch making in the Emmy's!

by Flybywire_E2C December 8, 2011

DPD Face

Not an Acronym, just the face someone makes when they are feeling angry, confused and rage towards metadata, wings, beers and fun.

Similar to RBF (relaxed bitch face) but usually that is unintentional this is true hard core resentment.

She had a real DPD face when I giving my presentation and it was evident my puns and antidotes were not amusing to her in the least. She was not invited to wing club.

by Sedamsville14 November 5, 2019

sofa face

A face you would like to sit on

Laura: She has a sofa face
Kyle: Wtf is sofa face?
Laura: A face I'd like to sit on :)

by KillerKy April 28, 2016

face boarding

The action corresponding to when you’re laying on your back and using your phone, but you’re so tired that the phone slips from your fingers and smacks you in the face.

I was on TikTok last night until I began face boarding.

by Buzz Kill Bill ☠️ January 8, 2021