Trucker beer

Free beer given away by a trucker, usually found at rest area's in the bathroom or truck gas-stations like Pilot, TA, Love's. It should -- but will not always be-- left with a note that says, "Free beer, can't keep it in truck," or, "Free trucker beer, can't keep it in truck." If you see this note, you're golden. Open, pour, and enjoy. You deserve it.

"I drank half a six-pack of Sierra Nevada last night and left the rest of the trucker beer behind another truck. During my 15-minute pre-trip, I get to the back of the trailer and it was already gone! No note or anything!" (True story)

by sleepfan February 26, 2017

baby beer

Excess weight around the belly area, often caused by sustained beer drinking over time. Typically male.

"Hey John, want to grab a beer and movie today?"
"No dude. Me and my baby beer are taking a break from all that."

by chocolatesoldier March 7, 2017

Beer Surfing

When one drinks beer in spaced out intervals through out a long period of time in order to stay constantly tipsy without crossing over into full-blown drunkedness.

"We beer surfed throughout the weekend."

"Hah. Beer surfing's just expensive. Why not just get loaded? "

"Because we had a good time and absolutely no hangovers to speak of."

by madkat9 March 10, 2017

beer rich

When you have a lot of high quality beer on hand.

Let's go over to Jeff's place, he's beer rich right now. I got a hankering for a Guinness.

by BreezeFreezeLover March 16, 2017

hillbilly beer

A warm beer.

Guy #1: Hey get me a beer.
Guy #2: Sorry man, no cold ones looks like you got to take a hillbilly beer.

by Billy of the Hills April 18, 2016

Redbox and Beer

1) The sneaky thing a guy does (and picks up) when he really wants to Netflix and Chill, but has asked you out on a date and is coming over to your house to pick you up.

2) A cheap azz date

Girl 1: So where did you guys go last night?
Girl 2: Nowhere! He was another Redbox and Beer jerk!
Girl 1: Awwwww...sorry

Girl1: Did he wine you and dine you last night?
Girl 2: More like Redbox and Beer!
Girl 1: Awwww...sorry

by blondgirl April 22, 2016

Beer Fadge

When a woman has a really large gut/Belly/Stomach and it hangs down towards their knees

Look at the beer fadge on her, its nearly hitting her toes

by Moralee April 24, 2016