Ur dad

Hmmm where did he go he's nowhere to be found

Jimmy:"dude me and ur dad smashed so hard I busted everywhere and I mean FUCKING EVERYWHERE" Chris:"U FUCKED MY DAD DUDEEE....

by I'm gay ASF so is ur mom March 24, 2024

Dad

Mostly called a Father, but is usually a Farter.

My Dad is a champion of the World Farting Contest.

by cursorguy December 18, 2021

Divorced Dad Rock

A style of rock, in which includes bands such as Creed, Pearl Jam, and Stone Temple Pilots. This word was popularized by rock social media.

“Everybody love a bit of divorced dad rock every now and then. Who doesn’t love Pearl Jam?”

by Androidxpert59674 November 10, 2025

I found Jah’s dad

When u see a weak knees ugly ass mofo who looks like Jah’s dad

BRO I FOUND JAH’S DAD

by Champ3214 April 29, 2022

Ellie’s dad

Ellie’s dad is someone that never botheres with his kids . He’s obsessed with spending money at the Casino and shoving his head down the shower plug to pull out any hairs that could of been stuck up his arse . He is the type of person who will only send you a birthday card when your dead and has never returned since he went to buy the milk dad of the year !!

“Ellie’s dad

by anonymous July 21, 2022

Dad

A person who leaves to get milk from the store it usually takes decades to fight of the demons but he'll be back trust me

Son: where you going dad
Dad: to get milk
Son: be careful
Dad: I love you

by Yt OneClick_dabeast January 13, 2021

kathmandu dad

A person who wears adventure gear to every occasion.
Usually has all the gear and no idea.

Your Dad is such a Kathmandu Dad, does he even Hike!

by Adventcalendar69er January 17, 2024