max

is the most wonderful guy i've ever known in my entire life, he's so special to me. this boy is perfect in every ways possible, his voice consoles me, and the nicknames he gives me. not to mention he's the prettiest and the most loving boy, his soft blonde hair and his blue eyes, he's more than just a dream. he's (un)hateble, he will never be my second choice, and no matter what in this life, or another life, or any others life, i'll always love him unconditionally. not to mention, he's the best boy-friend in the world, why does it feel so great to be his girlfriend like just being called his girlfriend give me butterflies... I used to chase butterflies when i was younger, but i didnt know max would give me them for free. no but for real tho, i love him so much, i'll always love him endlessly till' i lose my ability to live and feel. i love you so much, max<33.

' oh your talking about max ? yeah we're still dating, and i still love him '

by maxsloverlol February 4, 2022

alex maxxing

being really nonchalant and aura farming when possible

Omg did you see he sat with someone in the lecture today!!

No way he lost his alex maxxing streak

-100000 aura points

by isabellagotthataura March 10, 2025

anita max wyn

A showcase of needing the max win but Drake-ified.

Ladies with gentle hands : “Which win do you need?”
Guy (Probably Drake): “Anita max wyn.”
Another guy in the corner: “Is that ur alter ego lol”

by arteriosclerosis February 12, 2024

Max

Max keeps bullying me for being a catboy. Help.

Me: Nya~

Max: Shut up.

Me: Mooom. Max is being mean.

by sookyhehe November 22, 2021

Max

Scary pervert with a creepy sense of humor

Dude : That guy is so weird

Girl : ikr he’s such a max🤮

by AwesomeAddison June 16, 2018

Max

A big dick daddy whose genitalia is so immense it needs to be rolled up at night for fear of astrification. Can pull any girl, or boy, or anything in between. Even though he’s a diabetic his athleticism is off the charts leading him to the comparison of Kobe Bryant. He’s basically the perfect human

Girl 1: yo, is that nigga a max
Girl 2: idk, why
Guy 1: because I have a strong urge to sleep with him
Max: you’re both invited if you want

by Shmebulach June 17, 2023

Maxed Out

To sexually to the max where you have no more energy to continue

Uma: Where were you last night?
Ace: Shiddd bitch I was getting maxed out

Ex. Kyrie stay maxing his girl out

by Acethaghost July 27, 2019