goonism

a gooning condition that causes someone to never stop gooning. anyone who is affected by goonism should be referred to as a major gooner.

bro did you hear about Allyson, she was diagnosed with goonism!

goonism by thetruegoonismdiagnoser February 11, 2026

goonism

a gooning condition that causes someone to never stop gooning. anyone who is affected by goonism should be referred to as a major gooner.

bro did you hear about Allyson, she was diagnosed with goonism!

goonism by thetruegoonismdiagnoser February 11, 2026

Gooner Berries

When your gooning and you see that you have dingle berries so when you release the beast you aim it towards your extra dirty dingle berries.

Gooner berries is a condition that affects 40% of men and women worldwide.

Timmy had a bunch of gooner berries; but no longer. He does not have gooner berries anymore because he went through serious psychological treatment to get rid of his illness.

Gooner Berries by cuckmasteroftheworld February 12, 2026

Goonerschnärf

An incredibly horny person

John was being a “goonerschnärf” that day

Goonerschnärf by The rat inspector February 17, 2026

goongooning

It means any form of wasting time, and is often used on social media as a synonym of the word "Doomscrolling". Many people do not like this new definition to the word and oppose it as I do myself but sadly more and more people are using this definition. This meaning the word is also the meaning of the word used in the word "jestergooning". The defintion overtime has been greatly broadened.

Context: (February 2026 meaning) Technically, the term is goongooning as it is a compound, but people really just say gooning. This seems redundant, that because it is, but it is made to make some sort of differentiation between the main meaning of gooning and the second, more niche meaning, which is this one.

"To goon or to maxx, that is the question."
"Stop gooning on tiktok bro do your work!"
"He gooned in his bed asleep instead of getting up when he knew he had stuff to do".
"He was goongooning on reels"

goongooning by senseij February 18, 2026

Goonmentia

When an online Goon has a complete meltdown

That user is having a full goonmentia episode

Goonmentia by Carlos de la Cerda February 22, 2026

GoonDongle

Goondongle (Noun): The feeling before failing to waste or having wasted a chance & the pervading sense of dread that accompanies a Goondongle

"One needs not utter goondongle,one experiences it"

GoonDongle by 𝔗𝔥𝔰𝔫𝔡𝔳𝔩𝔱𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔬𝔫 February 25, 2026