Count of Monte Christo

Where you stitch a friend up for a crime he didn't commit so you can move in on his girl.

Named after events in the novel "The Count of Monte Christo.''

''I heard Declan pulled a Count of Monte Christo on Jayden to get in with his girlfriend Tara. Dude's doing 2 consecutive life sentences on a french prison island as we speak.''

"See Ed's dating Haydee now?''

"Yeeeap. We should Count of Monte Christo that fool so bad."

by nerd observer March 25, 2025

Counter-Tariffism

Counter-Tariffism is the act of one country countering back with a greater tariff(s) to another country's increased tariff(s) in order to protect their respective economic interests.

The United States and China have been known to engage in counter-tariffism trade war, as a means to fincially build and protect their respective economies.

by SkinVoyage April 14, 2025

coonty

When a fat man has his anus stretched so hard from getting pegged that he has a gaping hole

Oh man, i got in bed with him and he had a coonty. I was very disappointed.

by sand-niggy April 27, 2025

Counter clockwise spit shine

To rub the clit in a counter clockwise motion while spiting on it to give it that old timer shoe shine!!

He was right when he said id be cumming from just rubbing my clit after that counter clockwise spit shine

by bloodface696 June 14, 2025

Count olaf

The reason Boeing is making unsafe planes. Ever since they merged with McDonnell Douglas, count olaf slipped into the CEO position and is running them like a dangerously efficient monopoly so he gets all the profits.

Count olaf turned Boeing into a dangerous company that kills for money. He forced the 737 max into market and bribed the FAA to certify it and threatened to poison FAA officials if they said anything or didn’t get it certified fast enough. Can’t forget those two whistleblowers who died. It was obviously count olaf who killed them. All the Boeing employees across the factories in Everett and anywhere else are being forced to build unsafe planes otherwise he will murder them.

by smoking & vaping is for losers July 31, 2025

Count Dankula

A developmentally delayed Scottish man who got arrested for an offensive joke, so is now a grifting demagogue/failed politican on YouTube.

Bro if I wanted a crap Wikipedia history narration I would've watched Count Dankula's Mad Lads.

by HM788 August 4, 2025

Countermandering

The strategic redrawing of electoral district boundaries in Democratic-leaning (blue) states as a direct response to partisan gerrymandering by Republicans in red states. While gerrymandering typically aims to entrench power unfairly, countermandering is framed as a defensive or corrective measure intended to restore electoral balance and representation.

Derived from “counter” (against, in opposition to) and “gerrymandering” (manipulating voting districts for political gain).

In an effort to level the electoral playing field, state lawmakers in Illinois engaged in countermandering to offset aggressive gerrymandering tactics used in Texas and Florida.

by MCArtist August 7, 2025