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Chris Evans 

The hottest daddiest man of all
Did you see that fine hunk of man Chris Evans?
Chris Evans by MrsEvans💔 May 22, 2021

Chris Dack 

A nonce but who young people actually find very attractive
Boy:I wanna fuck Chris Dack
Girl: me toooo
Chris Dack by Guinness June 17, 2021

chris wood 

cutest human being to have ever existed. love him to d word🧍🤍
chris wood once said: AAAAAAGH!”
chris wood by lifesupp0rt July 9, 2021
Chris P Bacon was a sensational meme. As its name suggests, Chris P Bacon is a pig who is in a wheelchair. Chris P passed away in a barn fire in Feb 2021. RIP angel.

In honour of Chris P, vegetarians and vegans use Chris P to signify that they are on a plant-based diet; a no-crispY-bacon diet.
"Why are you not eating any meat?"
"Oh, I'm keeping it Chris P!"
Chris P by yolanda123 July 26, 2021

Chris Townsend

Townsend sounds like a upper class second name where the family sit in their house in Buckinghamshire and watch the golf whilst eating slightly salted crisps from Waitrose. However Chris Townsend is beyond all and is a sussy baka who has water so old on his shelf that it was probably on the table during ‘The Last Supper’. Although Chris Townsend is an excellent entrarnpeur and created Bussin Foods and SafeSpace which he presented in rather controversial ways, resulting in being the most hated man in the room. However many girls still wanted his cock. Shame those girls wanted every other lads cock too… overall Chris is an epic man and people around him respect him greatly, especially certain women ofc.
Chris Townsend, can we be a cute minecraft couple?
Chris Townsend by Jcreen5 July 29, 2021