booty call

(1) Calling somebody over to have sex with you
(2) When you are sitting on you're phone and you dial somebody with your ass on accident

(1) Alex: I JUST BOOTY CALLED HER LAST NIGHT AND WE HAD SO MUCH FUN
(2) Mom: crap dad just booty call me.

by genericstuff May 22, 2016

Shiva Call Waiting

When two Jewish people die within the same week.

Thank god Vivian pays for Shiva Call Waiting or she'd never be able to address both deaths.

by icwish April 24, 2016

blackout booty call

The sex that people have when there is a power outage in their city. sex, booty call, hook up, blackout, brownout, power outage, city, electricity

It's 2:00 pm in the afternoon and the light are out, no tv and I'm incredibly bored. Deb, you wanna Netflix and chill? Ah, no power Steve, no tv?! So, skip the Netflix-let's just chill?! I feel like a blackout booty call.

by joecoolthefool May 4, 2016

waikiki wake-up call

When Cody Lacy Fucks your dad in front of you and your mom is cheering them once

waikiki wake-up call someone.

by Turd mongler September 5, 2016

Group Call

When a group of sexually confused teenagers have a Skype call that lasts longer than 2 hours. Normally contains 4 people, 2 girls, 2 guys and they will try to impress one another until someone jizzes in their pajamas.

"Hey Andy, want to have a Group Call?"

"Sorry Isabela, I've discovered my sexuality, sorry."
"Well that's a shame, i'll find other sexually confused 15 year old."

by Lettuce (Vegan Destroyer) August 7, 2016

Private Call

A Skype call consisting of two people, either in a 1 on 1 call or "privately" in a group call.

"Christina and Schmozilla were too busy with their private call to join us."
"Enrico and Benjamin enjoy regular private calls, as it is a healthy part of their relationship."

by Tessacotta-Bitch July 28, 2016

Call of Duty Syndrome

a. A symptom that usually plagues males between the ages of 10 and 30 causing them to be unable to disassociate the game "Call of Duty" from reality. The game "Call of Duty when chronically played can cause a disorder of the mental process including a state of confusion, personality changes and impaired reasoning.

b. Those who play "Call of Duty" in a persistent and recurring way tend to start believing that they are part of a military organization, With their mental state in disarray they tend to believe what they do in game is all real and that they have actually done the feats that their avatar or character in game has accomplished.

Example a. Excerpt taken from real person suffering from Call of Duty Syndrome who threatened a YouTube personality

a. "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the 👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on 👎Baaddd ShIT👎👎👎 👎, and I have over 300 confirmed (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ)👌👀. I am trained in 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 warfare and I’m the top shiter in the entire US armed mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌."

Example b. Person(s) talking about suffering perosn(s)

b. "Tim lost it, he is always on the look out for IED's and told me that he has over 300 confirmed kills with an RPG, yet he has never been in the military... I think Tim is suffering from Call of Duty Syndrome or COD Syndrome."

by Braotis July 23, 2016