safety burger

A burger dedicated to absorbing excessive alcohol after a long night out

Oh man, I had so much fun at that client dinner, I hope my wife doesn’t find out how drunk I am. I need a safety burger!

by Robbie rosé February 23, 2024

quick burger

You aaaron drunk at a house party and end up having a threesome

I was really drunk and had a Quick Burger.

by djleons March 1, 2024

Cow burger

A) A burger but made with cow instead of beef (Noun)
B) When a trumpet player starts playing marches of the armed forces during science class

Oh god, he's pulling a cow burger!
Can I have a milkshake, fries, and a cow burger?

by Quonkleboi March 18, 2024

Fart Bugget

when someone or something is funny, relatable, or true

your such a fart bugget
this is why your a fart bugget

by qpab March 26, 2024

please burger cheese

it's a really nervous dude ordering a cheeseburger.

"Can I get a please burger cheese... FUCK!!"

by USayinWhat April 23, 2024

Onika Burger

derin

girl bye onika burger

by ineverflop May 7, 2024

Fart Bugget

fart bugget means: when someone or something is funny, relatable, or true

this is why your a fart bugget

by qpab May 19, 2024