by The Chef de la brew August 9, 2008

My doctor says my triglycerides are too high because of alcohol. So I need to order a smaller-sized beer. Bartender, give me a Fisher Price beer please!
by RubyD January 31, 2025

One of the top beers to have. Usually done when you’re a few drinks deep at pre’s and need to freshen up before heading out. The feeling is out of this world.
"Had a couple beers, felt sweaty, jumped in for a quick rinse. brought an asahi with me. Nothing hits like a shower beer."
by Trizzy1 May 20, 2025

A can made of a tin like metal, aluminum usually, that looks tough on the outside at first glimpse, but once the liquid drains out of it it crunches up and flattens like a pancake.
Riding around in a beer can of a car didn't seem secure after the first accident. Up until then the car seemed tough and reliable.
by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021

by Bludgeoned April 6, 2022

by Streetbeerdude October 6, 2018

two whole beers that night is a term used by men to tell their ultra light weight friend that he was drunk and disorderly or black out. the term is often used when the two beer query pisses him self after a night of drinking.
Jason: yo Lando, you passed out on the couch and pissed your self last night
Lando: I know shut up!
Chris: Lando to your credit you did have like two whole beers that night.
Lando: shut up!
Lando: I know shut up!
Chris: Lando to your credit you did have like two whole beers that night.
Lando: shut up!
by Rocheman4280 December 29, 2013
