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Straight

Something to say when you or someone says or mentions something even remotely gay.
"That guy is pretty thicc"
"Straight"
by プラチナ厶 October 9, 2019
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Straight

A guy who is Hetersexual.
"Yo man wanna go buy clothes?"
"No dude, I'm straight."
by LauraHailSatan December 21, 2017
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straight road

A kinky sexual act. Usually used in a threatening tone.
"I'll straight road ya."
by UpstateCait December 24, 2017
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yo straight

When you nigga ass bitch says hey daddy aka they fucking think you gay as hell and your a 14 year old gay ass
by SamwmHardSickDick January 11, 2018
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Straight up full baguette

an adjective describing something of great magnitude or significance. An unusual chain of events against an individual.
Not only did Bill get fired for masturbating in the bathroom at work, but their also suing him for sexual harassment over it. They're giving him the straight up full baguette.
Dude! Andy parents just bought him a fully loaded truck for graduation. It's a straight up full baguette.
by TheNewWordGod September 18, 2017
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Experimental Straight

A straight guy who is curious to how it would feel if he jammed his finger up his ass.
Jack: *Jerking off to some missionary

Jack: *Starts to get re ally curious

Jack: *Jams finger up his ass
Jack: *Smells Finger
Jack: *proceeds to wash hands
Jack: "And that's the story of how I became an experimental straight and not bisexual.
by RamoonAdoo October 30, 2017
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Straight Trash

Straight Trash is a new disparaging term utilized in Facebook discussion threads to describe something that someone doesn't like or to exaggerate displeasure with a comment posted by another person.

It is often used in a sports-related context to express annoyance or aggravation with a player's poor performance, especially a star player going through a costly slump.

The term is sometimes used ironically and is often expressed as a hashtag, #StraightTrash. The construction often takes the form of an equation: Favorite Player + Poor Performance = #StraightTrash
Baltimore Orioles' starting pitching + high ERA = Straight Trash

#StraightTrash

Washington Capitals + NHL Playoffs = Straight Trash
#StraightTrash

That last comment you posted = Straight Trash
#StraightTrash
by RiffGibson April 18, 2017
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