Donkey Punch

When you turn your back to a raid boss and it hits you in the back.
Wow, Donkey sure is a shit tank, he got donkey punched pretty good.
by Gonzor February 18, 2021
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This is a kind phrase, that shows a frendship that will last forever. Transend space and time. Simply put, you will be friends forever.
Me:"It's been a really hard day, you know. My entire family died because of a madman"
My friend:"Don't worry, no matter what you're the Donkey to my Shrek"
Me:"you didn't let me finish"
My friend:"what?"
Me:"my entire family was killed by a madman dressed in a Shrek costume, is this some kind of sick joke?"
by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 14, 2023
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Floppy donkey cock

It’s a cock that’s has been used so much from a donkey it’s all floppy
Wow the donkeys cock is a floppy donkey cock
by Sparkiee July 27, 2022
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Isle donkey

A flight or cabin attendant that is as stupid as a donkey.

A flight or cabin attendant that acts like a jackass.

A poorly trained or poorly skilled cabin host or flight attendant, usually treats the equipment and or passengers poorly.
The isle donkey is kicking her stall again.
by Bosley May 2, 2018
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Donkey Noodle

When somebody takes a pool noodle and inserts their human noodle into it and attempts to suck it from the other side of the pool noodle.
Johnny was donkey noodle-ing the other day.
by chuckenUwU February 2, 2024
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Shampoo Donkey

A large elephent, typically with a #76b129 tip. Can be found "Jacking Off" during a school shooting.
by COCK MUNCHER 374 December 13, 2022
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moon donkey

an ignorant person. ( word derives from Bajan dialect)
" You is a moon donkey or wa?"(rhetorical question) - Bajan dialect

"Are you a moon donkey or what?"- Standard English Translation
by herbert heckleberry March 17, 2022
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