Turd Whopper

A massive shit, shaped like a Burger King whopper

My boss is a turd whopper

by anonymous April 19, 2025

Chicken Turd

The Kidz Bop version of Chicken Shit.

My mom won't let me curse you Chicken Turd!!!

by LArryE June 30, 2021

bubbles turd

bubbling turd

my buttcheeks wiggled it expanding my bubbles turd.

by lump of turd November 6, 2022

Rebel turds

A gay australian stripper who loves pole dancing like a brown sugar baby

Rebel turds

by Aisa ching chong June 18, 2018

Turd Burglar

A person who buys, or tries to steal, something that is in a bad state of repair and thinks they will be able to sell it after a minor amount of shoddy work for much more money.

Man I can't tell you how many turd burglars from craiglist are blowing up my phone asking me if they think the car I am selling for parts can be rebuilt and made road worthy.

by K2xW July 17, 2021

Monkey shit turd

The Australian monkey shit turd is a grog drinking coon that steals and sniffs petrol all day long if you want to find one go to your local bws or park and find a whole a fucking mob of them

Look at that dead monkey shit turd aboriginal

by A.O.Neville November 18, 2022

turd humper

One who humps turds

"Ben Safos is a turd humper"

by Matt Stazjic October 3, 2016