An intestinal condition whereby one cannot shit or has an extremely difficult 12 round fight to relieve oneself of a turd.
Too much dairy can result in a knotted turd.
I just had a knotted turd. I’m pretty sure I may have a prolapse now.
I just had a knotted turd. I’m pretty sure I may have a prolapse now.
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A turd that has not been flushed and sitting in a toilet soaking up water. Someone comes along and pees on it causing a cloud of turd particles to be around the turd. I call people this when they are whining about something excessively.
Dude 1 "Man my gf made me go shopping with her and yelled at me when I tried to wander off."
Dude 2 "Ya, so? Its kinda goes the territory with having a gf."
Dude 1 "We were walking around one store for an hour. It was sooo boring."
Dude 2 "Oh quit being a cry turd!"
Dude 2 "Ya, so? Its kinda goes the territory with having a gf."
Dude 1 "We were walking around one store for an hour. It was sooo boring."
Dude 2 "Oh quit being a cry turd!"
by punbucket January 8, 2015
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Also defined as a person with active diarrhea
Also defined as a person with active diarrhea
“ITS BURNING OH GOD PLEASE SAVE ME I FEEL LIKE A SLUR TURD”
A person with chronic unstable and unstoppable mind shattering diarrhea slur turd
A person with chronic unstable and unstoppable mind shattering diarrhea slur turd
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