Midget Toe Syndrome

Midget Toe Syndrome
MTS or Dwarf foot as it has commonly been referred to is a rare condition that affects the four didgets to the side of the main Toe in particular and can lead to

sufferers being bullied and frowned upon when having to reveal their feet in situations where they would normally have bare feet.Sufferers can be recognised on the beech wearing thick fishing socks or socks with different coloured toe caps to give the illusion of length to the stunted
Toe area and in some cases they will have Tatoos aplied to the normalish big toe to discourage onlookers from observing the smaller and more insignificant toes.Excuses as to why they have the disease (most sufferers are in denial) include "I have wide feet" or I'm small and stood on Tip Toe too much" are
commonly used to avert the stigma attatched to the disease which originated in Hungary and is known as Kitchy Lob (Translate): tiny Foot.Please copy and paste this to your profile if you have ever come across a poor unfortunate suffering from this particularly embarrasing disorder.
Tom "That boy has got tiny little Toes"

Chris "haven't you heard of Midget Toe Syndrome?"
by chipthechap July 04, 2010
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phineas toes

the toes on someones foot that look like the head of phineas from the popular animated tv-show phineas and ferb, the toenails of this foot will be overgrown, dirty and riddled with yellow stains. the toes and complete foot in general will be covered in thick hair the foot's owner refuses to shave.
ew wtf that guy has phineas toes
by fluckingboxo August 19, 2022
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sexy toes

Sexy toes is a disease that you can get if you shove your chode up dat minjehole and don't wash it.
Last night I almost got sexy toes disease
by Topshaggermatty October 19, 2018
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digger toe

The toe next to the big toe, between the big toe and middle toe.

Often becomes a hammer, mallet, or claw toe.

The digger toe is vital for planting and cutting in Sports.
My digger toe is longer than my big toe.
by PointSpecial6 November 29, 2024
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This speaks to the act of giving a woman oral pleasure from her toes up to where her love flows - her wonderful center of sexual pleasure. This act should take several moments of delicate, selective, and sensitive kissing. Take your time for you don't know if it may ever happen again.
Brendon was trying to be poetic in a text to Allison and declared that he would give anything to be able to kiss her from her toes up to where her love flows. He waited patiently and then anxiously for her reply. Her reply provided him with a visual map for him to explore. Naturally he was so excited he took matters into his own hands before he was able to reply to her. His journey was set to begin later that evening...
by von groovy July 11, 2024
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hamel-toe

crotch cleavage, on a woman. Similar to a camel-toe but on a man
that man had on a pair of extra tight jeans showing off his hamel-toe to the world
by kl;kasd fsldslkj lsk dj December 12, 2018
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Toe in the water

When you shit and one half is touching the toilet water while the other half is still attached to you
He was sitting on the john, waiting for his toe in the water to drop
by MissDiva December 27, 2024
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