Kentucky Camel Toe

When you walk around with a huge wedgie that looks like a camel toe in the ass.

Rand Paul's ill fitting pants pulled him a wedgie that looks just like a camel toe. The first Kentucky Camel Toe on the media is a gift from their Senator Rand Paul.

by sabres4jeff September 8, 2021

Two toes

Oi two toes!?

Oi two toes, taking your bitch thanks

by anonymous September 16, 2021

Toe-Toe Bombed

When someone shares a photo, but hasn’t realised they’ve caught their toes in the shot!

Lovely picture of your cats mate, but sort those manky toes out!

Didn’t see that! I’ve been Toe-Toe bombed!

by VonC September 18, 2021

Malemel Toe

When wearing tight pants the dick and balls are smooshed together to form the appearance of a camel toe.

Sure, Anthony's butt looks good in those pants, but everyone’s watching him because he's exhibiting major malemel toe.

by pongrizzle September 19, 2021

toe contusion

A lame excuse to not attend an outing or event

“I can’t go, I have a toe contusion

by Joe LaFluer September 24, 2021

camel toe

a vagina wedgie

hey i think that girl has a camel toe

by bobrossismysugardaddy July 12, 2021

Chee-toes

An as yet unclassified family of foot fungus, where the defining characteristic is a similarity in fragrance to a certain popular cheesy snack food.

Bill: “Dude… Do I smell Cheetos?”

Ted: “Nah dude... I was just applying some anti fungal cream to treat my Chee-toes”

by ThereonymousBosch July 12, 2021