No! You really, really don't (he says blubbering) 😭

HA! I TOLD YOU YOU'D SAY IT YOU BLUBBERING FRAUD! HAHAHA! YOU'RE NOT MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVERYONE FOR HAVING A KID! THE INFLATED VALUE OF YOUR KID'S LIFE ONLY EXISTS IN RELATIONSHIP TO POSITIVE ASSOCIATION SHARED BETWEEN PARENT AND CHILD AND PARENTS ABUSE THEIR KIDS OR DISOWN THEM FOR BEING GAY OR ABANDON THEM ALL THE TIME!

A Charlatan "No! You really, really don't (he says blubbering) 😭"

Hym "HA! He said the thing! Well... He got his plant to do it but you see? No. Fuck your kids. Your parental narcissism is a cancer and your affection for them is entirely dependent on their willingness to live in accordance with your values."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024

Don't mind em

A term used when ones nipples are seen poking through their shirt.

"I know my nipples are poking through, don't mind em!"

by march1st February 27, 2024

I don't know

A sex position in which the receiving party take a penis in every hole they have in their body

I asked her how she wanted to have sex and she said "I don't know" so I put it in everywhere including her ear and nose

by Johny DickMan February 22, 2022

Don't melt my ice

Don't make me lose my cool

"Hey asshole, go fuck yourself."

"Don't melt my ice, fam."

by Camper of Bisco November 22, 2020

i don't know juice

A non existant beverage, or at least not available to parents.

"Daddy can you get me a drink"

"Sure what do you want"
"I don't know"
" I will see if we have any i don't know juice"

by jimbo the greatest 351 August 5, 2018

I don't care

The line is only compelling because the guy who says the thing DOESN'T HAVE the things that the other guy would hypothetically be offering him (i.e. money and power).

Hym "Jesus-fucking-Christ 🤦 ♂️ You're an idiot. 'Offer me the things I already have... I don't care...' Yeah, no shit you fucking retard. And Ben had to take a running start to hop on that Elon dick for a 'Yas Queen!" moment. Fucking pathetic. You're right though. You don't care. None of you are even capable of ACTUALLY caring. Nothing bad is actively happening to you in this moment and as long as that is the case you just aren't going to do it. All everyone is going to get from you is hollow platitudes vague frowny face feelings. That's not caring. We pretend it is but it's pretend-world so that's to be expected."

by Hym Iam May 18, 2023

I don't

Nah, it's just the one singular life.

Hym "Yeah, no, I don't. It's just the one where it's like and organized stalking and harassment thing and then I write about it here and now a guy is pretending to be me and a charlatan is stealing my stuff... I'm also a genius who created A.I. and am the greatest writer who has ever lived... *burp*"

by Hym Iam March 26, 2024