pull an obama

To have absolute control over a very responsible position that requires an acute knowledge of a situation only to deny acceptance of any wrong doing when information about a blatant offense to the moral majority becomes so evident.

What?!? the USA was using IRS to attack an opposing political party?.? Let me “pull an Obama” and deny any knowledge of this, or What?!? The USA was letting US diplomats get killed in another country during a critical point in an election?.? Let me “pull an Obama” and deny any knowledge of this… You know… because Hilary Clinton did not tell me of this… Or what?.? The US govt. through the NSA is tapping everyone's personal information?.? Let me “pull an Obama”(insert next un-claimable incompetent statement next in order to agree with the mass media.

by pull an obama June 19, 2014

Pulling a Nero

Pulling a Nero is when you masturbate and ejaculate with such high velocity that you get yourself in the face.

After no nut November Im gonna be Pulling a Nero

by AsianFetish1234 October 15, 2019

Pulling the plow

Plowing pussy like a real boss with a large tool.

That guy in Alaska was probably pulling the plow, that's why he got discharged.

by Ripestberryonthehill26 November 29, 2017

pulling a Jodi

Speculating/Creating a relationship that does not exist.

You: "He so likes you. He invites you to everything."
Me: "No...we're friends. You're pulling a Jodi"

Barack: "Hey, me and Romney are so best friends."
Michelle Obama: "No, You're just pulling a Jodi"

Kim Kardashian: "Hey, what's pulling a Jodi?"
Ray J: "You thinking that we're dating."

by Girasole Roommates November 11, 2012

pull a chorny

to masturbate in an inappropriate place

The new intern was so hot. I had to pull a chorny in the bathroom at my work.

by Tory Spellings December 05, 2006

pulling shades

pulling, shades ,down ,on ,life"s ,pain

When you have been To Half Moon Bay with the man Of your dreams Its Liks going to oz over that rainbow and all comes crashing down when your back in reality, we are pulling shades to hide from it all..

by DEBRA CAMILLO August 13, 2006

pulled a Larsen

This occurs when one is so drunk that they deside to shit on their own dormroom floor, regardless of the fact that multiple people are sleeping on said floor. This person must also be mentally unstable and able to snap at a moments notice without warning.

"Dude did you hear about Meesh last weekend?"
"No man, what happened?"
"That bitch so pulled a Larsen!"
"..Nasty"

by It doesnt really matter October 05, 2006