Dating the Sock

When lonely man spunks into his sock

Mad bastard will be dating the Sock for a while

by Quim buzzer November 11, 2017

Poop Sock

A Sock Belonging Feces which is usually hidden from parents or relitives Sometimes a Group activity. Usually hidden under bed, on other side of painting or anywhere you think it’ll be hid well

OH SHIT! Mom found the Poop Sock Hopefully she doesn’t find the mango juul pod

by Psn-Ozz07756 March 4, 2019

Battle Sock

A sock that has hardened from male ejactulation.

Oh man i found my old battle sock.

by killjoygnomes January 25, 2025

Socks

A name that is often used by non-binary people.

Non-binary person: How did you know I was non-binary?
Me: Your name is Socks.

by goblinqueer December 17, 2021

Fuzzy Socked Ferocious Freak

A person with many fetishes, whether its ears or feet. In addition, they only wear fuzzy socks and nothing else.

Kelsey: Alvin can you stick your dirty little squiggléy dick in my ear??
Alvin: No you Fuzzy Socked Ferocious Freak!!

by dan_gleewang January 19, 2021

Tube sock

When partially withdrawing as far as your helmet from doggy position the Labium minus is inverted to form a sheath resembling a rubber steering boot, a toilet plunger or a section of tube sock.

It appears only an asian or latino is tight enough to give me a tube sock....

by Niceone January 27, 2019

Sock

It's a sock. A thing that is probably on your foot now.

It can be whatever color you like.

You can buy it in shops.
You can wash it.
You can wash it in a washing machine.

I don't even know what to say!
Your dumbass actually doesn't know what a fucking sock is????

Just google it or whatever...

You actually didn't know what a sock was or you just wanted to look how people would describe it

Tell me the truth

Person 1: what are you wearing on your foots?
Person 2: socks

by yummy_bacon340 December 26, 2021