Dirty Sock Surprise

Same as a normal sock surprise, however, it is done with a used sock and going commando. The resulting odor can be used as either an aphrodisiac or as a way to disorientate your new friend.
guy 1: Did you pull off that sock surprise last night?
guy 2: You bet!...but I did a dirty sock surprise. As soon as I pulled that magic out and she caught a whiff, it was as if candles lit the room and kenny g played played a single breath solo...she didn't care about the size of my penis anymore, love was in the air!
by james_m October 30, 2014
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sock on

Yo did you know that kind sock on
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Sock On

When you're ready for something, raring to go, 'cause you have your socks on
Adam, Alex and Max were sock on for Dungeons & Dragons tonight, because life has lost all meaning and everyday we stray further for the glory of our lord
by Socket Man October 16, 2018
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diabetic sock

What you call your Jizz Sock without it being a sin
Dude i used my Diabetic Sock last night it was awesome being able to blow my load the holy way
by Jesus Lover42069666 July 09, 2020
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Sock Pop

when you jerk off so hard in your cum sock you bend your dick causing lots of pain
last night i was watching a pokimane stream and then i took out my cum sock and hit a sock pop.
by CraccHead69 November 06, 2021
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Socked In

Temporarily immobilized or stuck in place, typically due to bad weather such as a big storm or heavy snowfall.
Because of the major snowstorm, it looks like we'll be socked in here for a while. Might as well make the best of it!
by Ktylove January 21, 2022
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Sock Wedgy

The annoying moment when the back of your sock comes off your heel as the day goes on and you have to fix it.
Mary: What are you doing down there?
Jane: Sorry! I have a sock wedgy!
by Giraffarig August 12, 2011
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