White socks

When your mom is so gullible that she believes every random thing online.

Some troll just gave my mom some white socks, now she thinks dogs can fly, but choose not to.

by Theyseemetrollin42 November 29, 2020

Put 't sock on

Northern slang for putting on the trusty old wank sock.

Billy was tired of pulling birds in't pub, so he stayed in and put 't sock on.

by FinbarSaunders March 02, 2021

Meat sock

Clean version of cock sock

Meat sock aka, Cock sock

by Buuuuuuuuuuuuub February 12, 2019

ball socks

When you take a sick nut in it then rub it on your brothers nose while they are sleeping

I tried the ball socks once it was a bad idea

by Blackrourndoggerpeepee69 May 26, 2018

Sock trinket

A delightfully-tiny dollop of crusty, dried cum inside of a sock - usually found under a bed.

When Timmy turned 18, I found a sock trinket in his room, next to his father's Playboy magazines.

by MrBabache February 11, 2018

Turd Sock

A turd that is made into a sock

Jill, your turd sock is aweasome!

by WISE7890 October 15, 2015

Sock Buddy

The act of masturbating and before your final climax you throw a sock over your penis to capture all of your "Ingredients". Also very washable and easy to conceal...

Jenna: Dude, your socks always look kinda crusty what's the deal?

Me: Oh that's just my sock buddy. No biggie!

by Deathofme November 14, 2012