ninja phoned

When you’re texting in bed and you drop your phone on your face.

I ninja phoned myself last night.

by Hlsmyr52 December 11, 2021

Tripp ninja

An amazing dj with an insane visual presence you won't forget.

Did you guys see Tripp Ninja during his set last night?? It was amazing!

by An amazed concert attendee December 21, 2020

ninja

An asian who totally kicks ass (like me).

Whoa! That guy is a freakin NINJA!

by theninjaofbeasts August 23, 2012

Instant Ninja

Untapped involuntary asskickery potential which can only be accessed after walking through a spider web. Usually accompanied by a girly scream and kung fu hands.

Highly amusing to watch from a distance.

P1: "Maaaan, what was that shit ?"

P2: "Ergh. Spider web."

P1: "Oh. Hahahaha... Instant Ninja"

by Iron_tech September 23, 2012

arm ninja

somone who cuts/slits their wrist

josh: did you know *insert* cuts themselves?

you: yeah they r such a arm ninja

by chrismotionless November 24, 2022

Ninja Duck

A rather loud fart.

I was reading my daughter a bedtime story and farted. I told her she had ninja ducks running around in her room.

by #1id10t April 13, 2020

ninja

Ninja is a complete idiot and is addicted to his games.
Do NOT subscribe to him or follow him at all costs
You will be bombarded with meaningless fortnite streams

Dude ninja is such a moron, don’t do anything with him

by The Dissnosaur December 1, 2018