cock blogging

1. When you post a blog on the internet that displays your genitals, usually done by insecure twenty-something males (who think that they are the life of the cyber party.)
2. Using the internet to post a negative blog about another person in an attempt to create controversy.

1. No one wanted to see the pervert's dick and his cock blogging was inappropriate for MySpace.
2. His cock blogging sounded a lot like the little boy who cried wolf.

by Summer 2 December 14, 2006

Cock Asian

A white person who sucks up to Asians. Examples - praising them for their philosophical and technological advancements, praising the coolness of their cartoons (anime), constant blabbering of how smart they are and how they're better than us at everything, trying to talk with an Asian accent, restricting a diet to only Asian quisine, having an obsessive need to learn every martial art on the planet, or such things. If they could, they'd suck an Asian's cock just to be like one.

Dude 1: Have you seen that Jackie Chan movie?
Dude 2: Yeah, it was awesome! I love all those Asian movies
Dude 1: They're alright...
Dude 2: They're the best! They kick the crap out of Americans
Dude 1: Huh? Are you saying they're better than us?
Dude 2: Heck yeah, bro
Dude 1: Why?
Dude 2: Let's see, they got better looking women, better technology, better food, better stuff...
Dude 1: ...would you suck Jackie Chan's cock?
Dude 2: uhh... *thinks about it*
Dude 1: hahaha, you cock asian.

by Mark1816 December 14, 2008

coke cock

The result on the male reproductive organ after heavy cocaine use.

Man, I wanted to pound that ass but I couldn't get it up because I had cock cock. I should have laid off the snow.

by Nathan K. May 13, 2005

cock fight

When two guys masturbate each other until one cums. The one who cums first is the loser and has to submit to the other's demands.

I had a cock fight with Jeremy last night and I came so fast. He made me give him a blow job.

by ajendus December 27, 2009

Tim Cock

A disgusting name for Apple Inc.'s new CEO Tim Cook mostly out of hate or dislike.

Hey heard that Joke of a perv Tim Cock is going to release the new iPhone Sex R

by shitinthetoliet December 15, 2018

horse cock

The rather large dong that grossly masculine study hall teachers whip out of their pants and slam on students' desks in order to intimidate them.

justin: mrs. ****** is a total bitch. she should fuckin die

ms. ****** (approaching): oh yeah, well what do you think of this (whips out her ginormous horse cock and slams it on the table)

brett: holy shit, that is one huge cock

by Brett BHS July 23, 2008

Cock Bandit

Someone who looooves the cock.

Fuck off you cock bandit.

by JohnWayne December 1, 2005