Choose your favourite turd

Choosing the least worst option from a selection of terrible choices.

Picking the next Tory leader is like having to choose your favourite turd

by witchieblackcat2 July 15, 2022

Sneaky Turd

turds that are disappointingly hard to see because they sneak out of sight below the water

damn I was trying to take a photo of my amazing shit but it turned out to be a sneaky turd

by itakephotosofmyshit January 31, 2021

Fart hardened turd

When you have gas all night and go to shit and it comes out like Captain Caveman's club.

Man that fart hardened turd hurt coming out.

by Darckcloud August 17, 2017

turd sample

A sample of turd; poo sample, stool sample.

Alternative: a person of exceptionally turdish qualities. #turdlife

'I'm just going to the doctors to hand in the turd sample they requested.'

or

'I was playing blops3 and met the biggest turd sample I've ever encountered.'

by parskuks March 27, 2017