Turd Whopper

A massive shit, shaped like a Burger King whopper

My boss is a turd whopper

by anonymous April 19, 2025

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Turd Recycler

When someone vacuum's up a piece of poop in the vacuum cleaner & neglects to clean it out. Now every time you turn on the vacuum cleaner you get that fresh poopoo smell over & over again.

Hey Jay do smell that poop smell? I keep smelling it every time I use the vacuum.
Why yes Josh, I belive its the Turd Recycler you've been using.

by Mibbens May 14, 2025

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Turd Recycler

The act of vacuuming up pieces of fecal matter in a vacuum. Then leaving it stored in the chamber, so that when it is used again the vacuum will create a pleasing poopoo aroma to wallow in.

Jay Cutler once vacuumed his offensive linemen's doodoo and didn't know how to change the bag in the vacuum so he left it there. When he went to use it again he unknowingly created the first turd recycler and doused all his teammates in a rotten egg scented doodoo smell.

by Mibbens May 24, 2025

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Tallahassee Turd Hurdler

The act of gathering your partners turds and then hurdling the the turds at the other partner.

“Yo bro this girl i met last night asked me to be a Tallahassee Turd Hurdler”

by BeauFool June 4, 2025

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Turd Diarrhea Bilch Bucket Challenge

The Turd Diarrhea Bilch Bucket Challenge is to fill a bucket with diarrhea, dunk a raw chicken in the bucket to soak it, then throw it at the bathroom wall so that it sticks. After that, you dump the bucket on your head. This is a combination of the Turd Bucket Challenge and Chicken Bilch.

"Bro, the Diarrhea Bilch Bucket Challenge is too easy, we gotta upgrade to the Turd Diarrhea Bilch Bucket Challenge"
"You right"

by Tinkle Stinky June 4, 2025

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