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Silky Smooth 

Used when describing a females luxuries skin. Only those with the greatest skin care routines can obtain the honor of having Silky Smooth Skin. Antynom to the word musty.
Tom: How was Jessica's last night
Thomas: It was crazy. I couln't stop staring at her Silky Smooth skin from all the Moisturize shes been using.

Tom: Whats so bad about that.
Thomas: Nothing, but when I was staring at her shiny milkers for too long she punched my throat.
Tom: Nice

Chocolate Smoothie 

When someone shits in your mouth and you swallow it, and it's so gross that you throw up all over their asshole, then you lick the vomit off their asshole.
Last night I gave her the ol' Chocolate Smoothie.

Intrauterine smoothie

The oozing discharge after getting a back alley abortion
Jill makes the best intrauterine smoothies, the discharge to froth ratio is most excellent
Intrauterine smoothie by Bahammer February 24, 2021

Hill Smoothie 

A hill smoothie is when you chew up grass in your mouth and proceed to mother bird it into your significant others mouth.
I heard Jessica made Sam a hill smoothie yesterday at the park.

fortnite Smooth truck and catman 

fortnite smooth truck and catman are my creations and I copyright it all.
I love fortnite smooth truck and catman.

Roy Smooth Sounds

They produce music and sell headphones
I love listening to Roy Smooth Sounds