Princeton Meat Slap

The act of slapping one's member across an unexpecting party's face.

When Eric was sleeping I ran into the room and gave that cunt a Princeton Meat Slap across his face!

by Eric the Red December 15, 2004

Butt Slap 440

Slapping somebodies butt an insane amount of times (like 440 times) until they can no longer feel their butt.

I just got a butt slap 440 from my girlfriend, and now it feels like I shit myself.

by TimSlapper440 May 29, 2009

slap dicking around

Doing a pointless activity for no reason but to piss away time.

I had nothing to do so I started slap dicking around with my dong for about an hour.

by Pussy master January 22, 2014

Wet salmon slap

sexual act, where a man after he has cum wanks so his dick is wet and then slaps some chick in the face.

duude i wet salmon slaped mandy last night, ha what a ho

by o-nizzle April 16, 2010

Russian Fish Slap

When one wets their non-errect penis and wiggles and smacks it in their partners face.
Resembling a fish out of water.

Steve: Yo, last night I was doin some real freaky shit wth my bitch.
Ron: what you do?
Steve: I did the Russian Fish Slap.
Ron: Thats pretty intense man.

by jbird1 July 30, 2011

fifty hand slap

to repeatedly slap someone with the palm and back of your hand.

He wasnt listening so I had to give him a fifty hand slap

by deejaygee February 21, 2007

Roundhouse Cock-Slap

Retaliating to an insult by rising from your chair, leaping into the air, spreading your arms wide and rotating in a helicopter like fashion in order to create enough centrifugal force to stun your opponent with your rapidly revolving cock.

My boss gave me a poor performance evaluation so I leapt from my chair and roundhouse cock-slapped the son of a bitch with such force that the resounding thunder clap of my cock striking his cheek left a Phallic shaped bruise that lasted for a week.

by Germanicus Cockslapickus October 1, 2016