nut freeze

nut freeze is when ure nuts freeze to the porch cuz ure naked in the wintertime like a dumbass.

OOH! are ure nuts frozen to the porch?
(wine from dog)
Okay i'll get a spatula.
(louder wine from dog)

by pseudonym March 31, 2004

No Nut November

The worst time a year according to men. They are not allowed to “Jack off”

Boy-“Ugh, it’s No Nut November”
Girl-“What’s that?”
Boy-“You wouldn’t get it”

by Minecraft Spaghetti November 2, 2019

fuzzy nuts

A guy who lurks around Canada looking for things to photograph

Hey Sofa, is that Fuzzy Nuts behind you, look he has a camera.

by Undy Bumgrope September 20, 2005

butt-nut

When a man cums in someone's anus

I had to take a dump to get rid of the butt-nut.

by knowledge is power February 17, 2005

nut vomit

When you vomit so hard that it hurts your nuts.

I threw up so hard I had nut vomit.

by Krumpleforeskin September 8, 2011

nut pie

an ancient foodstuff invented by aborigines. they would gather a variety of nuts from the forest and cook them in a light pastry. the sort of thing Ray Mears might enjoy making. in some cases the aborigines would roll the nuts up in a leaf and light it, thus creating a nut cigar.

Ray Mears: "what are you doing there?"
Aborigine 1: "gathering nuts for a nut pie."
RM to camera: "he says he's gathering nuts, for a nut pie."
Aborigine 2: "sod off, Ray."

by failure33object April 18, 2005

shug nuts

Exclamation of dismay when something unfortunate happens.

Person 1 "Something bad just happened"
Person 2 "Awwwww shug nuts!"

by stef March 25, 2005