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second hand game

Hitting on the less attractive girl of the group while occasionally paying attention to the hotter girl. This leads to the hotter girl questioning why she is not being hit on and will throw herself at you. Resulting in second hand game.
Guy 1: 'Dude, I was hitting on Rachelle and Laura ended up throwing herself at my feet'

Guy 2: 'Gotta love that second hand game'
by Chronic player March 18, 2011
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Mexican Hand Glider

When your girl lubes up your cock, wraps it in a soft, flour tortilla and commences to give you a vigorous hand job.
Rachel gave me several Mexican Hand Gliders last night. We went through a whole jar of KY and a pack of tortillas last night.
by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018
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russian hand clamp

When a fuzzy haired masseuse gives a thorough body massage to the client with goat butter; usually resulting in a nuclear cold war.
I got the best Russian hand clamp back in 1980
by Tpooper69 April 16, 2015
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Second Hand Material

To reuse a joke that was already said earlier, but is still as funny or funnier the second time. It could be so funny, that it will become an inside joke.
Tuesday: Hey Joel, I have skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?
LOLL!
Thursday: Hey Kat, I have skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?
DOUBLE LOLL!!
Kat: You just used second hand material you bitch!
by AndyTheKat December 20, 2008
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One-Handed Batman

A more aggressive, inverted version of the spocker, delivered backhand.
My wife was getting a little rowdy last night so I gave her the One-Handed Batman.
by Robin...hood January 29, 2009
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Second Hand AIDS

When you are in a vehicle and the driver dies from AIDS, which causes the car to crash, also killing you.
Guy 1: Dude, did you hear Jimmy died from Second Hand AIDS?
Guy 2: Yeah man, it really be like that sometimes.
by BigBoiJD August 27, 2018
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Man-To-Hand Combat

Jerking off, Choking the Bishop, Yanking your dick until jizz squirts out.
"download 7 terabytes of porn. Prepare for Man-To-Hand Combat!" Chris Cabrera
by Andrew Rojas December 11, 2010
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