Apple

A phone company that thinks a better camera is a top priority.

I heard Apple made a new iPhone, but it probably just had a camera improvement…again…

by TheFroggiestFroggyEver August 16, 2024

Crud-apples

Crud-apples is another, yet a friendly way to cuss. Or, as some people call it, Hill Billy bad words.

"Crud-apples! I dropped my phone!"
"That was today!? Crud-apples!"
"Crud-apples! It's due tomorrow

by Wh33z3 February 22, 2022

Jewish Apple

A handgrenade, due to the fact that German Army members would often make Jews chew on them like apples before they exploded.

Jerry: We’re getting a new supply of Jewish Apples next Tuesday.
Tom: Thank god! I was beginning to think I wouldn’t be able to violently traumatize a family again!

by .TheEel January 30, 2020

apple bones

Canadian model/actor and People Magazine’s “Sexiest TikTokker” William White refers to the core of an apple as “apple bones”.

Guys, I accidentally ate part of the apple bones!

by Whitey’s Gold Chain April 21, 2023

apple-to-orange comparison

The comparison between two (or more) things that cannot be compared apple-to-apple, e.g. comparing the demand of being a kindergartener with that of being a college student — even though they both "only" go to school 3 hours per day

Trying to compare the stress levels of a kindergartener to a college student is just an apple-to-orange comparison—sure, they both "only" go to school 3 hours per day, but the responsibilities are worlds apart!

by Emotional Cruiser October 14, 2025

notch apple

Minecraft term used to define an enchanted Golden Apple. The term describes the item's overpowering nature.

Time to see how much of these notch apples he has in his chest.

by elaboratescanner04 January 21, 2024

fanny apple

a fanny apple is what you call your friend at 2am while questioning life
choices

Person 1: you’re such a fanny apple caitlin, lololol

by cupcaitt December 17, 2019