Donkey

Donkey is a human with 6 toes and eats Pringles in their barn.

Wow that man looks like a donkey

by Spongeguy4 November 30, 2019

On a Donkey's Left Toe

verb;
The toe of a donkey, preferably on the left side.

I swear on a donkey's left toe that Greta left her husband for Tom.

by urstinkyunclesam March 21, 2022

Swamp Donkey

The dopest MSO clan ever, consisting of a very tight-knit group of family.

Man, those swamp donkeys whooped our butts last night.

by MSO King Kong March 31, 2020

Donkey Hoe

The perfect phrase to use for a completely fugly and clapped bitch, who sounds like a dying donkey and looks like your grandmas most recent shit. These women are usually scuffed cunts that try to act hip with the kids, even though they are actually; in their mid 40's, going through a mid-life crisis and browse pintrest in their spare time.

"He look thats Carys"
"You mean the donkey hoe?"
"Oh yeah, i forgot shes a fugly ass bitch"

by christine_is_a_milf August 31, 2020

Reverse donkey shitter

The act of inserting a funnel into a female/males rectum and defecating through the funnel and the other person shits it out

Male #1: I met this girl at the truck stop and she gave me the best reverse donkey shitter I’ve ever had.
Male #1: Right on, yolo.

by Wubbalubadubdub1998 May 30, 2018

Gravel Donkey

A really ugly woman, one who has a head and face like a donkey that's been dragged along gravel

That chick that Dougy picked up last night was a real gravel donkey.

by Markfcpt December 19, 2011

Donkey kong

He is not impressed by your jokes, he don't think they are funny, nor did he laughed.

Donkey Kong: not funny, didn't laugh

by Dulidudu July 16, 2022