When your on the John boat with your two older brothers, facing opposite ways, and you all ejaculate behind you making a pretzel shaped stains on the boat.
“Went fishing with Johnny and Bobby, the fish weren’t biting and we got board so we just Mississippi wet pretzeled and went home”
by Theonewhoholdtheseptar October 18, 2023
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Nick and these Chinese twins did the Kentucky wet face and the twins thought that is how you are sopposed to fuck in America.
by Everythingzen March 14, 2015
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Guy 2: "It's good man, it was a vegan wet willy. No animal products used."
Guy 2: "It's good man, it was a vegan wet willy. No animal products used."
by CaptainLongnipples June 3, 2018
Get the vegan wet willy mug.John fell down stairs last night when he was drunk so I gave him an alaskan wet wipe to help his wounds.
by Wet wiper October 16, 2021
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To the astonishment of the police officers at the station, Dwayne passed the drink driving test… apparently he was a wet brain drunk.
by ItsChadwick July 18, 2023
Get the wet brain drunk mug.When you catch your wife, a Cleveland native, committing adulterously sexual acts with your recently planted tomato plant. Instead of being angry, you proceed to have a raunchy no-limits sex fest with the plant and your wife. As your infant son watches from the window, certainly scarring him for life, you make the mother of your infant child eat wet dirt while penetrating her. After an hour of passionate lovemaking, it’s time for all participants of the ungodly genital jamboree to switch positions. Your wife is now the tomato plant, which means she needs to be buried taint-deep in dirt and spray-painted red. The tomato plant now assumes the role of the man and you will have to gaze your recently planted wife in the eyes as the stem of the tomato plant sodomizes you. At this point in the botany sex fest, you notice your teenager daughter in the window along with your infant son. You tell them its important for this family progress and continue to get pounded by the seeded tomato plant.
by Seaniebananas December 4, 2016
Get the Wet Cleveland Tomato mug.Wet your steel: verb; a semi-conscious reaction to the sight of extremely high calorie cake or desert whereby the individual places the utensil to be used to devour the delectable treat upside down in their mouth to lubricate the steel prior to taking the first bite. Typically done by overweight individuals who have a primal reaction to attacking high calorie sweets, without the thought of shame or consequences.
Tammy, we all saw you wet your steel when the waiter set that enormous slice of double fudge cake with buttercream frosting on the table. You do realize that's for 6 people, not just you, right?
by Maddie96 December 10, 2016
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