couple walking

in high school, when a couple walks through the halls, holding hands and looking lovingly at each other, they tend to walk at a speed that makes anyone stuck behind them want to gouge their eyes out. this is called couple walking.
(can also apply to non-couples walking together in the halls at a way below average pace, such as fat girls or teachers)

Caitlin: dude, why were you late for class?
Jessie: i got caught behind dylan and carly couple walking! god, they go about as fast as a pair of fucking turtles.

by jesserz92 May 6, 2008

Talk-Walker

Anyone who does things s/he doesn't like in order to fit a certain image.

1) If you weren't a talk-walker, you wouldn't be eating vanilla yogurt.

2) Wait, so you suddenly "like" camping because it fits the college student image? Talk-walker.

3) Merry Christmas, Bryan!

by Example 2 Owed Example 1 Ten $ October 29, 2008

The Walking

A manager that worked at Angelo's diner in PA, in the early 2000s. His face contained a very large mustache. Originally nicknamed "The Walking Mustache" but later acquired its shortened version.

A tall thin man with a very large mustache can be called "The Walking."

by Timpa44 March 8, 2009

text-walker

One who text messages while walking, mostly found on sidewalks.

That text-walker almost bumped into me!

by Aaron Gobrah August 25, 2008

mason walker

the rizzard of oz

the rizzly bear
infinate rizz
infinate digits
infinate pull
better than u

mason walker is better than every one of us

by mraceyt February 8, 2023

G walking

The act of walking through a grassy area when a clear paved path, and occasionally a "keep off of the grass" sign, has been placed to prevent said person from doing so.

Mexican Gardener watching G walking occur- "Damn G walkers mess up my god damn grass"

by Robbierw June 16, 2008

Walking Contradiction

Someone who is constantly talking nonsense but thinks he/she is spitting nothing but the facts and is just a prime example of a walking contradiction

Troy Birtell is the perfect example of a walking contradiction. End of story.

by Everyoneandanyone March 8, 2010