A tool used for chopping up a stubborn, oversized dung that refuses to flush. Coined by Mr D Theakstone circa 2023.
by Flick-A-Turd May 7, 2023
Get the Turd Sawmug. Had a wonderful and amazing lunch however I went on a turd rampage since the bathroom was all out of toilet paper.
by PandasPaw June 22, 2016
Get the turd rampagemug. The better name used by people who don't want to say her actual name because she just dosen't deserve it.
It's Amber Turd from now on.
by marrynikole June 11, 2022
Get the Turdmug. 
He is bald, one-legged guy with rotten teeth and the ugliest motherfucker i’ve ever seen in my life.
He tried to kill himself many times because he is always rejected by women, even by his own daughter, who is the biggest whore in turkey.
He tried to kill himself many times because he is always rejected by women, even by his own daughter, who is the biggest whore in turkey.
by nobody.22 January 16, 2025
Get the Kerim the turdmug. A person or thing that shouldn't be found in a certain place under normal circumstances. Something out of place, unexpected.
"I walked into the office to find that pussy turd Yanisse making himself a coffee. What was he doing here? Isn't he based in the Marseille branch? Please don't tell me I have to work with him today."
by Celtic Worrier February 26, 2025
Get the Pussy Turdmug. 