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Donkey

A tightly rolled joint, Taken down to the roach in one sitting.
Is it time for a Donkey?

I'm in for a donkey.
by ItsBurta March 17, 2023
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Donkey

Hym "No. Donkey is being generous. Because a DONKEY is actually useful to someone other than a woman. A donkey I wouldn't have to pretend is people. And the small dick derision is allowed. You're perfectly fine with it. You have nerd once in your life heard small dick bigotry and had anything to say about it. You're perfectly fine with the dehumanization of incels. But when it's YOU beginning dehumanized it's a problem. When it's that fucking cripple it's a problem. A whore doing something that would would destroy my life? Not a problem. You've never imposed schizophrenia ON anyone who's done it. You never mocked them. You've never in your life even HEARD anyone mock a fat cock. So no. Donkeys are majestic animals. I don't even know what to call you."
by Hym Iam September 9, 2023
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Swamp donkey

Refers to a nasty and dirty man or women who you don't like, that tries to act like they are a bad ass. A swamp donkey usually is overweight and wears clothes two sizes to small. They are also usually raised in a trailer park
"Have you seen Becky, she's dressed like a hoe and and being really bitchy"

"Ugh she's such a swamp donkey"
Gross trailer park Dirty swamp donkey
by just a girl in waiting May 21, 2016
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Swamp Donkey

Is when a pitcher throws a pitch and gets absolutely crushed.
Pitcher: “Gonna go for slider inside” <<Pitched>>- <<WHACK>>

Announcer: “ Oh My! He hung that slider and ended up being a Swamp Donkey!”
by SwampDonkey_1013 May 24, 2022
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Donkey Dick

A Japanese meal made with the most fresh ingredients around the world it can also be served with a pair of donkey balls which gives the meal more crunch to it
This "donkey dick was very tasty"
by Just a random black guy July 20, 2022
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show donkey

Someone who is reserved yet confident. Not afraid to strut their stuff. Someone who has pride in what they do and who they are. Not as flashy as a stallion but is more rugged and useful. Works hard but can be exuberant when required and loves to be pampered.
That guy over there is a show donkey for sure.
by Dilly Bar October 9, 2019
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Donkey Surprise

In Blackjack, being dealt an Ace after doubling down on eleven.
After pushing my last chips in to double down on my eleven, my heart sank when the dealer hit me with a final donkey surprise.
by TrickyFrick September 29, 2017
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