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Smasheder 

When you are smashed,but can still get smasheder.
Smasheder by Smashed guy May 19, 2018

smashmatics 

The abstract study of number, quantity, and space as they relate to the chances of getting laid.
If Alex is a solid 8.5, and there are two mid-tier sorority girls, Becky and Rachel, 6.3 and 7.4 respectively, at the bar. What are the chances Alex goes home with one or both of them when corrected for possible cockblockage? The smashmatics are showing a high nut probability.

Smashmouth 

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE RULE WAS GOING TO RULE ME I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHEEEEEEED SHE WAS LOOKING KINDA DUMB WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB IN THE SHAPE OF A L ON HER FOREHEAD
Smashmouth is the goat
Smashmouth by H💿L💿 June 2, 2018

Smashed smashed 

1. A session of vigorous fucking involving at least two bouts of lovemaking, in which objects in the vicinity of the sexing are likely to be damaged/destroyed.
Doug: "Hey, Karen. Wanna smoosh tonight?"
Karen: "Work was hell, I need to let off some serious steam. I need to get smashed smashed. Bring your rollerblading pads and some blue Powerade."

Smashed Smashed 

A session of vigorous fucking involving at least two bouts of lovemaking, in which objects in the vicinity of the sexing are likely to be damaged/destroyed.
Doug: "Hey, Karen. Wanna smoosh tonight?"
Karen: "Work was hell, I need to let off some serious steam. Let's do some smashed smashed. Bring your rollerblading pads and some blue Powerade."

Smashing Leather 

Bro1: DUDE I'M GONNA BE SMASHING LEATHER TONIGHT, BRUH!

Civilized non-Bro friend: You.....you need to find a younger chick, fam